dina

I have a great personality

[transmortifried]

no context november. figure it out.

[beardedmrbean]

[fluffygif]

[teaboot]

stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[camreapher]

Every guy I have ever liked has made me feel dumb and like I’m wasting my time.

[frostyforya]

this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

[princesskuragina]

less romanticizing high school more media about how being 17 is the worst human experience imaginable

[insatiabletransboy]

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Scorpio has to have at least one (1) flaw to keep them from ascending to godhood and leaving this mortal realm forever

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Scorpio is secretive about everything except the fact they are a scorpio

[grootficguy]

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

[lotstradamus]

#percy jackson

[astro-luv]

Warm-hearted or Cold-hearted

Looks warm hearted, is warm hearted: Cancer, Pisces, Libra

Looks warm-hearted, is cold hearted: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio

Looks cold hearted, is warm hearted: Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius

Looks cold hearted, is cold hearted: Aries, Leo, Aquarius

P.s I love you all pls forgive me

[d3monicas]

broke bitches who can't afford therapy use astrology to cope

[leoasf]

[catchymemes]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Just build your bed right on into the awkward corner of your octagon house, and be sure to cover the bed-stand in mottled brown carpet for the best effect!

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. Please continue your real estate findings.  They give me life.

2. questionable carpeting aside, I actually kind of like this setup.  

Security of corner spot , but with extra corner

I see like.  3 useable outlets for the bed, 4 if you count the one by the Awkward Corner.  Plenty of charger outlets.

also plenty of mug/snack/stuffed animal space.

my rotisserie-chicken-sleeping ass can’t fall out of it.

Awkward Corner actually great place for a humidifier.

Awkward Corner also good spot for Cat bed so SOMEBODY DOEN’T ACCIDENTALLY SMOTHER ME IN MY SLEEP TRYING TO SLEEP ON MY BOOBS, MR. MOCHI.

[socialistexan]

The Customer is never valid.

[socialistexan]

Their coupons? Not valid

Their inability to read sale signs? Not valid

Their attitude and entitlement? Not valid

The way they trash the store? Not valid

The way they talk to employees like we're subhuman trash? Not valid.

Employees? We're valid as fuck

[socialistexan]

As someone that has to clean those toilets twice a week (surprise, regular store employees have to do that, most stores can't afford custodial staff even part time like most customers think), I feel this in my soul.

[thesunsethour]

Stranger Things as John Mulaney

Will

Hopper

Robin

Nancy

Billy

Mike

Jonathan

Steve