Satandrea

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yermemeblog]

[nyctosaurid]

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

[heterophobics]

#once i had sleep paralysis but instead of there being something scary in my room there was just someone tossing salad at the foot of my bed

[nymphaticc]

[doomy]

[tonyzaret]

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[shookie-cookie]

This is BONECHILLING

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

[themusician00]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pleen1930s]

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

[endoshan]

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

[horussebooks-blog-blog]

well that peopled twicely

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[satandreaa]

baileys bitch

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[liketherazor]

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I laughed harder than I should have

[vergak]

[wearekindafucked-deactivated201]

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[touyadraxon]

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

[everythingfox]

Trash panda!

[prehistoricmancunt]

[depsidase]