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animentality

thatlittleegyptologist

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

latis-ali

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

thatlittleegyptologist

sorry about that 🫠

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

soshinee

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

soshinee

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

tall

pankendev

i love living in pokemon world everything is so serene i am going to visit the hot springs and relax with my dearest exeggcute :)

pankendev

:(

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

crankygay

ottermatopoeia

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.