Mom, pick me up. I'm scared.

Some people's birthstones are Crystal Meth and it really shows.

[hopelessghostr]

omg hello fellow nines lover! we are in dire need of more nines rodriguez love 😭 in the meantime would u be willing to share ur fav nines rodriguez x reader fics?

Hello anon!! I am lowkey hoping VTMB 2 does well and more people play the first game, so then we might have a chance of more nines fics in the future 😭

On Tumblr these are my favourite ones

https://callmehopeless.tumblr.com/post/159155067607/an-old-romantic

https://callmehopeless.tumblr.com/post/161482610961/i-dont-know-if-youre-still-doing-the-drabbles

https://callmehopeless.tumblr.com/post/160472144937/one-last-appeal

Now on AO3 while this isn't an x reader one, I still highly recommend it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55891687/chapters/141923755

[igari]

"I've met others like you, and they have always ultimately come to the same conclusion, and that is, there is no person or group on this planet they can pledge loyalty to."

[asylumpixie]

vtmb intro

[illi-tism]

had to sketch this up real quick because i quite literally JUST closed the game and im feeling soooooo many feelings. some things never change

[meedinuku]

BTS on HOT ONES

[vendetta06]

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together

[vendetta06]

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[isthmus-hc]

Invincible gtg instagram posting peak as always

[targetedknowledge]

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[worldineverknew]

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[bootsncatsnckck]

Budget meet n greet 🥳📸

He’s a phenomafan akshajjsa thats his childhood hero!! Herm can’t exactly meet him bc Phenomaman is busy saving the city but you take what you can get!

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

[owlservice]

He needs mouse bites to live

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[unyieldingsilence]

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[melonfacade]