me, i guess

i've grown up and realized i'm the funniest person i know

[satanicgingermom]

Do you ever get hit with brainrot so bad you write a novel and draw a bunch of fan art when you’re supposed to be working on art fight refs

Anyway here’s almost all the uh. Finish(ish) pieces I did for In Which I Ask You the Question , the official sequel to in which mistakes are made and Nagisa gets made fun of. The first three images actually show up in the story, which was FUN to figure out… the other three are just for sillies

[satanicgingermom]

Something I didn't expect about going from student to teacher was the thing about bathroom breaks. My students bitch and moan about having to ask permission to go to the bathroom but my student in Christ at least you can use the bathroom

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[fingerbangchan]

okay come on now that’s just rude

[satanicgingermom]

Perhaps a touch of the tism (as my brother would say) but nothing more

[fingerbangchan]

i open my mouth and foucauldian theory comes out. whetyher i want it to or not. this post brought to you by answered a question in class and got Immediately informed that iw as coming at the problem from a very foucault sort of way. not that thats bad its just Eminently Identifiable

[fingerbangchan]

you say two sentences about the axes of power and knowledge and everyone pulls an i know what you are dog meme dot jpg

[satanicgingermom]

I fear Foucault infects you like a nasty brain worm and it will never let go

[satanicgingermom]

i don’t think i’ve ever uploaded art here before, but there’s a first time for everything! i can’t believe it’s been two years since i wrote these bi idiots into a time loop. in case your wondering, yes they would still be stuck. 

[satanicgingermom]

Guys the bi buddies are still in a time loop, but here’s some shenanigans that happened while they were in it! This series is dear to my heart, even though I haven’t had much time for it this year. Still, here’s some silly hijinks to end the year!

[satanicgingermom]

Can you believe it’s been five years since they got stuck in a time loop… I hope they’ve escaped by now. Couldn’t say. They didn’t exactly keep track of how long they were stuck there

[homeglitch]

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH YOUR USERNAME

I’ll start.

it comes from my 5th grade music group that happened during the first year of Covid when we were stuck at home hence the Home part, then glitch is because computers glitch. Once I left I took the name with me

Also sorry if you get tagged multiple times moots, we share them

@purple-dinosaur17 @mossmakesstuff @pumpkinharvesting @c0nstantlyscreaming @rocketwolf08 @frooglet @xbrix3 @mavarix @bluebellonthewindymoors @napkineater @xxsocrates-the-r4txx @existentandexhausted @theultimatenerd0fficial @toadally-gay @t0esniffer69 @alexflowercrown @cieraheart @allthatmattersismycat @aneptunicperson @ghostwithpineappleonpizza @b00ki5hst4r8 @invasiveroadkill @writersblock4eternity @lesbianadhdchaos @cabin10aphrodite @stoned-sh4rk @chaos-triangle @krispykreme1997 @xthe-buddy-systemx @l3o-gay @raeprise @alocalpizzadruid

[vymp1r3-bl00d]

i like vkei and thats rlly it

[babylon-butterfly]

I like rockstar gf asethetic but i'm a boy and my secret dream is that I want to be a famous musician.

[adjdhsue]

Keysmash

[a-very-humanyes]

a statment that doesnt Make sense.

I am very human. Implying human is a state, like being very hot, or very hungry.

[the-grassy-hill]

JFK and lotr

[you-think-it-makes-you-special]

will wood lyric....

[no-man-may-have-my-soul]

THEY WONT TAKE MY FUCKING SOUL

*Guitar riff*

[virtualplays]

uhh. little me who made a minecraft account wanting to be a youtuber was like:

“i want something people could call me…and i wanna do something that i could have in titles…..”

and then was like

“virtual would be a good name cuz it can be shorted to vi, and ‘plays’ cuz i’ll be playing games!!”

[the-bookgremlin]

based off some writer on YouTube having a bit with a 'book goblin' except I have more gremlin vibes and the 'the' makes it sound cooler so

the_bookgremlin.

[that-one-idiot-11]

im an idiot I'm THE idiot

im tagging people because im curious about their URLs, sorry if you get tagged twice

@ruthiejacquelinerambles @wyjam @bircjess @gone-crabbing @tyronethemurderer

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

when I was in middle school the school gave everyone a username based on their name and I'm still trying to break the habit of using it for everything lol. thinking I might change my URL to eldest-daughter-syndrome but haven't gotten around to it yet

@andimissmylovergirl @myhusbandsasemni @beth-unico-offical @

[andimissmylovergirl]

ayyy you got around to it!!! love the new user!!

i got mine from an ear worm in my head: ricky montgomerys mr. loverman but sapphic style (it just wouldn’t go away!!)

tags: @journal-of-janus @your-local-depressed-fangirl @obsessive-procrastinator + any other people who want to join!

[journal-of-janus]

When I was younger I used to be obsessed with Greek mythology, my favorite was the god Janus. And I used to write a lot, and the first original writing I wrote was in the formatting of a serial killers childhood journal. So, you know, Journal of Janus just kinda came to be,

@always-emo @drksanctuary @theklutzycrow @thatonecoveyin12 @vincealinthagus @vannisundercover

[forevr-emo-deactivated20260505]

not super interesting, I'm bad at coming up with usernames and I didn't really have anything specific for the blog and just thought meh I'm emo, and it fit for the fandoms I mostly wanted to interact with on here at the time which was like creepypasta marble hornets and bungou, I also couldn't find anything that wasn't already taken, honestly it worked out cause I can just post about whatever and it doesn't feel out of place on my blog

@iamafrenchnerd @puppet-string @thatonesillymomfriend @kat4884 @wh0s-v1nc3nt @kazzaheartsmxtx

[iamafrenchnerd]

ah mine wasn’t an interesting story. The name in general just came from when I made my ao3 account and basically went “I’m an absolute nerd and I’m french sooo..” and yeah that’s how I am a french nerd happened. Nothing rlly interesting

@st4r-yur1 @matchamuffinmwuh @reilee44 @fuk0unash0nen I’m curious about y’all’s names. (Evelyn ur not tagged because I know the freak you are)

[fuk0unash0nen]

I watched the Fukouna shoujo flaying gif (if you don't know what it is dont search it up) and wanted to be edgy but I'm trans so I just .. made it a guy </3

ok now you @matchamuffinmwuh @drizzlingsakuras @honeydew034 @st4r-yur1

[honeydew034]

I was trying to name my furry oc, a bear, and I said "this is a honey bear, so I will name her 'Honey-' something" and my friend proposed Honeydew and only later came to know that it was the name of a fruit.

The funniest thing is that I hate honeydew lol

@kamisheep @kalenxee @satanicgingermom @savanna-26 @idontlikeschool

[satanicgingermom]

It was a really elaborate group chat fic I wrote when I was 14. My username was one of the nicknames for one of the characters. Guessing who is nearly impossible bc of how elaborate the au was. I know tho

[satanicgingermom]

Here are some sketches from my story, SUN GONE??? NOT CLICKBAIT , some spoilers ahead, be warned!

I’ve really enjoyed working on this story, so ofc I had to draw for it! The designs for each of the characters changed so much since the inception of the story and now (now that it’s finished!!!) so some of these sketches look very different from each other. Sorry y’all

First: we’ve got the updated designs of the strike team that change as they over the course of their adventures. This is what they look like during the Daylight Massacre.

Second: just some sketches of some of the main characters, including my beloved Her Highness (who has the most unfinished design. Sigh). As well as a joke comic and some new designs for saki, akane and Rikka.

Third: a quick sketch of one of my favorite scenes from chapter eight, possible designs for Kanade and Hibiki, and some doodles of Anna, Rin and yuri(rip my queen)

[satanicgingermom]

i don’t think i’ve ever uploaded art here before, but there’s a first time for everything! i can’t believe it’s been two years since i wrote these bi idiots into a time loop. in case your wondering, yes they would still be stuck. 

[satanicgingermom]

Guys the bi buddies are still in a time loop, but here’s some shenanigans that happened while they were in it! This series is dear to my heart, even though I haven’t had much time for it this year. Still, here’s some silly hijinks to end the year!

[satanicgingermom]

So part six is killing me so here’s some shitposts! Uhhh these were all tumblr posts that were reposted to Pinterest so be aware I’m not THAT funny but please enjoy!

Some notes: Anna acting like Rin is the only freak in their relationship is HILARIOUS bc she literally pulled a pad and paper out of her bra when asking Rin for her number. When Rin asked where her phone was Anna admitted she only used pay phones

Rikka and Akane’s relationship pictured here is kinda spoilery- BUT the joke was so funny I didn’t care. Are they gal pals? You decide

[satanicgingermom]

FINALY RIKKA IS HERE!!! my baby I’ve been waiting for so long… she’s going through it. also it’s kinda unclear but at this point it’s like one am. Akane stared at her phone for like three hours before she sent this message. Kinda irrelevant but it’s for the bit. That also means Rikka has been studying for like five straight hours. jfc girl go to bed

[satanicgingermom]

Hi this part nearly killed me. But! We finally got to see what Rin and Nagisa are up to! Nagisa going to parties in a suit with slicked back hair has been in my notes for forever (by this point in her life, she’s more confident in her appearance and wears whatever she wants, feminine or masculine. Good for her!) Rin meanwhile just shows up to the party lmao. She already has a girlfriend, who’s she need to impress? And Anna!!! We finally get to see her as well..

Meanwhile Akane is going through a crisis. Can’t say she doesn’t deserve it. smh TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS

[satanicgingermom]

This was going to be posted last week but I forgot how much traveling takes me out!!!! anyway still no new girls, can’t believe Akane’s hallucinating already jfc girl get your act together

[satanicgingermom]

Part two baby! The girls did appear, but sadly they did not say anything. We also got some glimpses of Miyuki and Yayoi (the best girls)!! I have… so many thoughts about them but unfortunately this story is from Akane’s pov and she is deliberately avoiding them so….

Miyuki, Yayoi, and Akane all go to the same boring high school, while Nao and Reika go to a fancier school on the other side of town. As such, expect slightly more Yayoi and Miyuki content than Nao and Reika. All of them are still friends, they all still care about each other, but Akane’s brush with severe injury left them all a little messed up. So if they seem a little off on occasion, that’s why. Their whole dynamic shifted after Akane’s arm got busted.

I also think I’ve figured out the style of this comic! hooray! Uuuhh no promises that I don’t change my mind.

[satanicgingermom]

I started this as a style experiment and it escalated. anyway no promises that my style will remain consistent as this project progresses

[satanicgingermom]

guys I’m so serious I think I’ve been possessed by the productivity ghost. here’s this au’s version of that infamous post about how to make tea. Microwave bitches, I stand with you. Who tf boils water on a saucepan

[satanicgingermom]

This au is overtaking me. Anyway here’s some extra lore bits that’s didn’t fit in the character sheets:

1. So Smile Precure’s insane growth spurt happens the years that Akane is in the hospital. As Akane is kinda in and out of consciousness that first year, it leads to her having grown like three inches whilst asleep, so her coordination is fucked. When she first starts physical therapy she trips over her own two feet so much that she almost injuries herself again. It was a rough year for the Smile Team. ( poor girls has insane growing pains and a bestie in the hospital. tragic)

2. Honoka and Nozomi actually study together! They’re not as close as Nagisa and Rin, but they are good friends now! Honoka is great at helping Nozomi study, because she’s been helping Nagisa study for years and Nozomi may get distracted easily but at least she actually wants to study.

3. So otona was kinda a mixed bag, but the idea of Saki wanting to study abroad to study baking is kinda everything to me? I’ve also lived in the city she wants to study in, it’s actually the place I watched splash star for the first time. It felt right. That said, fuck her marrying a random man, she and Mai have been together for years and have the healthiest dynamic out of everyone here. Saki’s the only one who will actually tell Mai what goes on in the damn theater.

4. It’s been a hot minute since I watched suite, but in my memory they were all dramatic bitches with crazy pressure on their shoulders and then Kanade. From Kanade’s pov it looks like they’re being shitty, but this is actually just because of some crazy misunderstandings. Hibiki in particular has a lot on her plate, and it’s not her fault Kanade didn’t make any new friends! Kanade smh you’re such an idiot <3

5. Mana still has no idea Rikka has a crush on her. It’s actually becoming painful to witness. Alice is very thankful that Rikka has a new project to keep her distracted.

6. Is the theatre haunted? Yes. Why doesn’t Akane think it’s haunted? The ghosts like her. They’re leaving her to her own devices because this is the most comedy they’ve had in years. The Sunbeam itself is on a magical fault line, so that’s why it’s such a creature hotspot, but there are ghosts sitting in the wings watching all these girls fuck up

7. Anna is a whole mess into herself, but, uh, let’s just say she has a lot of growth to do before she’s actually a good person. Oh she likes Rin a whole lot, but boy howdy does she have some ulterior motives.

[satanicgingermom]

I rise from the dead with a super self indulgent precure au! basically it’s my version of otona so no one is straight and there’s even less logic about what teams are in the story. After a time skip our girls are either in college or applying for college (in order to make the timeline make some sense in my head the girls with a sequel series are a year old than the others, so the max heart team and the yes team are in college, while the others are seniors in high school!) my babygirl hino akane has discovered this old broken down theatre and is going through a Crisis, so she seeks help from other girls who are in need of a distraction! They each have their reasons to do something separate from their precure teams and I might post something about those girls later, but mainly I just like having my favorite characters face their problems in a old magic theatre so…

Btw the character on the end is rin’s girlfriend Anna (she moved from France like three years ago) and I must admit that normally I support nozomi and rin with my whole heart but it’s for plot reasons I promise