Translating Satan

Translating as much of Pokesatan's posts as possible|| also a basic archive

[satanlator]

@iamyourdoubt

Did you do something to Satan again

[satanlator]

So quiet...

[askpokesatan-blog]

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[satanlator]

i need you to hurt me i need you to fight me i need you to kill me i need you to destroy me

[askpokesatan-blog]

[@daily--arceus] "I'LL BITE. 'How to Care For the Self-Alleged Pokemon Satan'; YOU DON'T."

[daily--arceus]

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[satanlator]

;:» THAT'S ME WINKING.

[askpokesatan-blog]

As written by Sodium from @sometimes-femprotags: "How to Care for Satan, or 'Big-Ass Giratina.' Step 1: Just run the fuck away, man. It ain't worth trying to fight it."

//Mouse-drawn Satan approves of this strategy.

[satanlator]

Additional steps for the brave : Translate Satan

[askpokesatan-blog]

UB-G bows low before the terrifying Pokémon, smiling. "Lord Giratina, it is an honour. I have heard many legends of your great strength from Ultra Space. I have always had the highest respect for you and your unending power... My strength pales in comparison. You are truly great, and feared even among the Ultra Beasts. I am at your mercy, my Lord." ((I heard u like UB-G?? :3c))

[A distant huff.]

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[satanlator]

if i am so feared why do you dare to come here i have butchered countless of your species from infinite different universes containing your subspace

_

though i suppose stories like that do not get passed down if there is no one but myself left to tell them tales of extermination of your kind allow me to regale you in monstrous suffering i have caused

[askpokesatan-blog]

UB-G bows low before the terrifying Pokémon, smiling. "Lord Giratina, it is an honour. I have heard many legends of your great strength from Ultra Space. I have always had the highest respect for you and your unending power... My strength pales in comparison. You are truly great, and feared even among the Ultra Beasts. I am at your mercy, my Lord." ((I heard u like UB-G?? :3c))

[A distant huff.]

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[satanlator]

if i am so feared why do you dare to come here i have butchered countless of your species from infinite different universes containing your subspace

-

though i suppose stories like that do not get passed down if there is no one but myself left to tell them tales of extermination of your kind allow me to regale you in monstrous suffering i have caused

[askpokesatan-blog]

You and Ghetsis would get along well.

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[It seems to be disgusted.]

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[The creature’s anger is boiling just talking about this.]

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[That’s.. A very strange answer.]

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[…]

[satanlator]

any thing that would get along with me is a disgusting worm, worthy of a swift and horrible demise

_

a similar fate should be given to the writhing maggots that worship me they are putting merciless all-consuming death on a pedestal like some sort of worthy symbol, something worth being and that revolts me

_

ones that despite danger can strike up heroism for ones they haven't met or things that dont affect them unfaltering and pure of heart

_

one who hates me for all my atrocities and not just the select few that pertains to them true and righteous

that is what i like

_

i have yet to meet any real creature such as that and i will not give myself false hope that i ever will

[satanlator]

you cant stop me

i will make the house bigger if i have to

[askpokesatan-blog]

//Oh, it’s ‘sinday’, isn’t it??

Alright. Well, in spirit of it..

Which one of you lucky people wants to try their luck n try to kiss this lovely bachelor, ehh????

Yeah, I know, pretty handsome for a thing completely devoid of genitalia or remorse, aint it?

[satanlator]

*WIGGLES PAWS

i do

[satanlator]

mod mew you better not be adopting children, we have no room in this house for another one

-mod trash

[askpokesatan-blog]

[askpokesatan-blog]

A small Zourapix wearing a 'Team Rocket' bandana comes running up to Giratina, looking at it in awe. "U-Um...M-Master of the Underworld, G-Giratina...I-I a-am D-Doom, and I need your help." She says, stammering and seeming to become more and more scared. ((Wilditiotsappears))

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“…”

Keep reading

[satanlator]

unless you need help destroying your universe you have made a fatal mistake

-

you revolt me beyond words, maggot

-

leave before my disgust turns to malice and i destroy your pitiful existance where you stand, scum

[askpokesatan-blog]

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[It’s looking at the planet again. Peculiar.]

[satanlator]

'the good mother' what a horrible joke

[askpokesatan-blog]

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[Someone’s not a happy camper, despite the new threads.]

[satanlator]

when i find that bug i'm going to take its orb and shatter it right infront of its eyes

[askpokesatan-blog]

The tapus can wreck you pretty good with their fairy typing. I'd apologize to Koko before all the tapus gang up on you.

[A harsh silence lingers.]

[…]

[That noise.. A low sort of.. Hiss? A stalled, audible breath..?]

[..Something that had not appeared in the monster for a long time had suddenly emerged.]

Keep reading

[satanlator]

how precious it is that you only start caring about what i do when it starts affecting you what disgusting worms i've destroyed countless universes, a similar number of lives, yet this is what you scold me about how putrid

[askpokesatan-blog]

M-mr. Giratina, I was wondering, is the place in which you stay safe for humans to wonder in?

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[Well, that’s good to know.]

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[It appears as if the creature has grown annoyed by the cutesy comments..]

[satanlator]

the air is breathable and i have no reason to kill humans who are in here, as they are tiny maggots on a grand corpse so, yes it is safe to wander here

so long as you do not tempt my unyielding rage, worm