I'm sorry i'm new in here

[cooknut]

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

[jaegershund]

*sits bolt upright* the natural predator of Vampires is stone circles

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

why 🤨

[jaegershund]

Accross Britain (I can't speak for other countries with stone circles and standing stones) an extremely common rejoiner is that these stones in a circle cannot be counted. In some places that simply means that noone will agree on how many there are, in others it means that anyone who counts them will immediately disappear, to god knows were (some say Avalon. I say to some sort of digestion chamber. Wilder men than me will suggest that's two phrases for one concept).

One thing we know about vampires is they are cursed, as part of the condition, with a deep and fundemantal requirement to count things.

Therefore I posit that, much in the way nematodes in soil are naturally preyed upon by fungi who form little mycellial nooses for worms to snag themselves in, vampires are - by force of random brownian motion (vampires cannot share territory and therefore will force each other apart to ensure a wide spread of biters) to encounter stone circles, whereupon they are forced to count them and henceforth be removed from the board. So to speak.

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

[villageidiocy]

Nematodes:Fungi::Vampires:Stone circles was an absolutely brain breaking take

[archduchesskittycat]

This also happens with this circle of trees in The House at Pooh Corner. The vampires get stuck forever trying to count the trees. This is why everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood is safe from vampires.

[carriershoukaku-deactivated2025]

[justsomeectoplasm]

[noknowshame]

[bogleech]

I have met so many people from other cultures who are basically like "okay, so you Americans have these guys who put on ghostly wizard robes to ritualistically kill marginalized people while burning the holy cross, so like, those must be these 'satanists' your christian senators are mad about right?...r...right?"

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[captain-price-returns]

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

hair is manly. more hair is more manly. therefore, becoming a furry is the most manly thing you can do.

^

[lost-carcosa]

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[baronfulmen]

[feisar]

At the risk of sounding like an uncultured nerd the Ollie Jones painting "Saturday Night" of the kid sitting at a computer desk watching Casablanca is probably the most visceral piece of art I've seen in some time

[feisar]

I should probably include a picture of it huh

[nyanbinary-perineum]

A friend is a type of cumdump if enough desperate, horny love is involved :3

[littlexdesire]

Sorry i took so long to reply, I was violently rubbing myself to the thought of you ^^

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

[astra-the-dragon]

my pet molocule

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[bitchautism]

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

JK Rowling posts upskirt image of trans woman while begging to debate her - LGBTQ Nation

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

[sailatina3]

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

[crypticarchivist]

So in summation; Rowling demanded access to a woman’s time and when she couldn’t get it she retaliated by posting an upskirt image of her and called her fat, and some of her fans even went “I think I can see her genitals”.

She literally went “debate me! Debate me!” Over and over like the grifter she is and when she couldn’t get what she wanted and when “no” wasn’t enough she resorted to retaliatory sex-pestery, posting an image of somebody’s body with intention to shame and embarrass and spawn more waspish tittering from her internet followers.

Rowling is trash and this is disgraceful behavior, in case anyone has forgotten.

[shabby-blog]

She had also claimed Freda "deserved" this sexual harassment because of what she was wearing... You know... The same excuse used over and over to try and justify rape.

[villainessbian]

J K Rowling committed a sex crime against a trans woman (specifically, violating the Sexual Offences Act 2003)

(1) A person (A) commits an offence if—

(a) A intentionally shares a photograph or film which shows, or appears to show, another person (B) in an intimate state, (b) B does not consent to the sharing of the photograph or film, and (c) A does not reasonably believe that B consents.

(2) A person (A) commits an offence if—

(a) A intentionally shares a photograph or film which shows, or appears to show, another person (B) in an intimate state, (b) A does so with the intention of causing B alarm, distress or humiliation, and (c) B does not consent to the sharing of the photograph or film.