I'm sorry i'm new in here

he/him

[cooknut]

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

[elexuscal]

The older I get the more frustrated I become by password portals that don't have an option to let me see what I typed. There can be Dozens of reasons I make a typo: I'm unfamiliar with the keyboard, I can't recall if I correctly hit caps, I'm phone typing and my fingers are big, autocorrect tried to "help". I know it can only be harder for people with mobility or vision impairments which make typing/reading harder. I know it's a security concern but I at least try to do sensitive things in private where passerbys can't see.

This goes triple for any accounts that'll lock you out after 3-5 failed attempts BTW.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[headspace-hotel]

Nathan pyle’s newer comics are delightful

Also...these panels

[bethanydelleman]

I read the first book of comics with my kids and they loved it!

[meadow-dot-7z]

Syscourse is really funny if you try to imagine people saying the same things about any other mental phenomenon.

"DNI if you claim to be 'sad' without an MDD diagnosis"

"You're 'proud' of being 'self-confident'? Stop romanticizing NPD, it's a debilitating disorder for people who really have it, faker."

"Trauma is the only valid origin for psychosis, people who claim to have 'hallucinated' because of drugs or sleep deprivation are either lying or they just don't know how traumatized they are"

"Well, I developed my agoraphobia from being kidnapped and tortured THREE TIMES at the age of six, so anyone who claims they developed it later in life or from less severe trauma is faking."

[yaboywillyshakes]

rping the norman invasion over on r/vexillologycirclejerk

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

p.s. I'm coming to Germany soon with my new book of science cartoons. Details at www.tomgauld.com

[dramatic-dolphin]

fuckkkkk i need this flag for pride too omg

[lanaflowerz]

[ivy-justafox]

Well I got hrt so I guess it’s works

[lesbianbettyboop]

not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[tboy-cock]

hey yall know that reclaiming slurs doesnt mean using the slurs against people as slurs right? like when normal people say "reclaiming slurs" what we mean is taking away the power of the slurs by using them for yourself or your loved ones who reclaim it so when youre called a slur your brain goes to "oh, all my friends!" and it doesnt sting so bad, we're not saying to just call people slurs because youre a bigot whos hiding behind your identity

[foxes-in-love]

[toxictboy]

sorry i turned your shy, innocent daughter into a rowdy and unashamedly horny man. yeah he's so much happier now. yeahhh sorry it's permanent too. might do it again tomorrow

[azallea]

Party u Marty.