I'm sorry i'm new in here

[cooknut]

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a popular and very bawdy sitcom about a Greek family living in rural England.

Its name was “7.5” and most episodes revolved around the family watching their own show and complaining about the writing. 

[jaegershund]

*sits bolt upright* the natural predator of Vampires is stone circles

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

why 🤨

[jaegershund]

Accross Britain (I can't speak for other countries with stone circles and standing stones) an extremely common rejoiner is that these stones in a circle cannot be counted. In some places that simply means that noone will agree on how many there are, in others it means that anyone who counts them will immediately disappear, to god knows were (some say Avalon. I say to some sort of digestion chamber. Wilder men than me will suggest that's two phrases for one concept).

One thing we know about vampires is they are cursed, as part of the condition, with a deep and fundemantal requirement to count things.

Therefore I posit that, much in the way nematodes in soil are naturally preyed upon by fungi who form little mycellial nooses for worms to snag themselves in, vampires are - by force of random brownian motion (vampires cannot share territory and therefore will force each other apart to ensure a wide spread of biters) to encounter stone circles, whereupon they are forced to count them and henceforth be removed from the board. So to speak.

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

[villageidiocy]

Nematodes:Fungi::Vampires:Stone circles was an absolutely brain breaking take

[archduchesskittycat]

This also happens with this circle of trees in The House at Pooh Corner. The vampires get stuck forever trying to count the trees. This is why everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood is safe from vampires.

[carriershoukaku-deactivated2025]

[justsomeectoplasm]

[noknowshame]

[bogleech]

I have met so many people from other cultures who are basically like "okay, so you Americans have these guys who put on ghostly wizard robes to ritualistically kill marginalized people while burning the holy cross, so like, those must be these 'satanists' your christian senators are mad about right?...r...right?"

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[captain-price-returns]

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

hair is manly. more hair is more manly. therefore, becoming a furry is the most manly thing you can do.

^

[lost-carcosa]

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[baronfulmen]

[feisar]

At the risk of sounding like an uncultured nerd the Ollie Jones painting "Saturday Night" of the kid sitting at a computer desk watching Casablanca is probably the most visceral piece of art I've seen in some time

[feisar]

I should probably include a picture of it huh

[nyanbinary-perineum]

A friend is a type of cumdump if enough desperate, horny love is involved :3

[littlexdesire]

Sorry i took so long to reply, I was violently rubbing myself to the thought of you ^^

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

[astra-the-dragon]

my pet molocule

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]