Satan's Nephew

no thanks.

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[evilmoved-deactivated20240213]

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[mibbs-jk]

Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Here we go again…

[butchflirt]

[highlights-of-the-lowlife]

So Jorf Bulbous has a 600 million dollar deal with the CIA and the WP has a long history of collaboration with intelligence agencies to push their agendas.

[weeniehutjuniorsenior]

Jeff shut up

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[queerglassescutie]

Meanwhile your body is like

🚨I need water🚨

[peyoda]

[yamtai]

[grgdkfa]

Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district (Jishin no sucharaka) ca. 1855, artist unknown

[white-isis-deactivated20191218]

I’m so angry and tired of how ads are in every little thing, part of every waking moment of our lives. I hate that there’s gas pumps with TVs in them just to blast ads while you fucking pump GAS and their speaker systems blast ads in commercials between elevator music.

I am tired of how facebook jumped on the unskippable ad train and you can’t look at any kind of minute+ long video with ads everywhere. YouTube is just fucked and has been for years. Scrollable ads on our dashboards and news feeds on other social media, ads ads ads. Not to mention the ads we see in passing in our daily lives in stores, on the road, TV, Radio. It is absolutely inescapable, unless you pay some services to not see this shit.

So yeah maybe this shit is why we aren’t trying to be ‘fake woke’ or whatever it is about the ‘yuo r not imune 2 propganda’ meme, we are just tired of seeing this shit so much even if it’s employees running corporate accounts for ha ha funny clapbacks, we are absolutely at our breaking point with this fucking corporate hell hole nightmare clown world.

[warframe]

can you imagine a world with minimal or no advertising? The visual and mental peace and quiet of that?

[aidashakur]

a little communication goes such a long way. if you’re busy, say it. if you’re upset, express it. if you’re running late, let people know. if you don’t want to do something, be straightforward. if you’re unsure, ask. it’s so simple but so so so important.

[fleurdulys]

Icarus on the Rocks - Vlaho Bukovac

[everythingfox]

big wobble

[shutthefuxup]

Me getting into bed

[weloveshortvideos]

[mymodernmet]

Playful Seniors Wear Organic Materials to Personify Nature

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[catgirl-kaiju]

B R O O K L Y N S U P R E M E

[sleepbby]

be sure to understand ur s/o’s way of showing affection and make them aware of yours.. some ppl show affection by buying u things and some ppl will say I love u a million times and some will make u breakfast some will leave u the last ice cream, but it’s really important to know about these things bc u could not notice them and feel unloved while your s/o feels taken for granted and it’s just all a big misunderstanding so please talk about these things

[averagefairy]

convincing men to see a therapist is a public service

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later