My Shit

The Shit I Like or Love More than Life

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Ao3 is down and I return to my roots on fanfiction.net- the pilgrimage home makes me realize how far we’ve come

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Sometimes I just like to imagine that Isha is up there hanging out with her grandma Felicia and listening to all the stories about how Jinx would bring home stray beetles when she was little girl.

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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

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Did I start the Acolyte with ANY expectations? Not really.

Did I expect the fucking TENSION of Qimir and Osha? Also no

But IM HERE AND GOD DAMN IT IM LOVING IT

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BB SPOLIERS

SO DAVID DOES KNOW HOW TO MAKE HAPPY ENDINGS

And he does it well- I’m in tears

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BB SPOLIER

oh- the money I’d pay to have had Tech in the ship when Phee just killed the engine is get past security-

Tech: “THIS IS THE MOST IRRATIONAL METHOD OF BYPASSING-“

Phee: “OH HOLD ON TO YOUR DATA PAD BROWN EYES AND QUIT COMPLAINING-“

Crosshair: *WHEN THE FUCK DID TECH GET A GIRLFRIEND*

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Mando and Ventress are on the same spectrum but opposite ends-

Mando has literally no idea what’s happening but keeps jumping into/getting dragged into shit

Ventress knows what’s up but absolutely refuses to get back into the plot

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The fandom really saw two deeply distrusting, broken, sarcastic and sassy individuals who secretly like kids and thought:

Yes

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they had the PERFECT CHANCE to tell Crosshair that Phee was Tech’s girlfriend

AND THEY FUCKED IT UP

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BB SPOLIERS

i love how Rex literally brings Omega into the conversation with Wolfe almost immediately cause he knows it’s just in clone DNA at this point to love her instantly-

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Crosshair-

This man missed out on two season of older brother action and is paying it back in FULL

God- He cares about Omega so much it actual hurts

And his sass?? Un-fucking-parallel

Chiefs kiss

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What Echo Did: give Omega a crossbow

What he was implying: “if you have to shoot any of them- you have my blessing and my applause”

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Echo: “there’s not even any blood this time! Progress!”

Omega: what has this man seen? What does he mean no blood? Who won?

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Wrecker: “WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A HUGE MONSTER?!?”

Me eating chips: “cause that’s the fucking plot of star wars??”

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Echo: “kill each other later”

Omega: “I said TALK not ARGUE”

Crosshair: “I’m going back to my fucking cell-“

Hunter: “And I might actually have to come with you”

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BB spoilers:

Crosshair in episode 3: “this fucking dog-“

Crosshair not even an episode later: “would die for Batcher, would kill for Batcher, fuck everything and everyone else in this galaxy except this creature and sometimes Omega-“

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Jesus Christ Omega and Crosshair have my heart-

I knew I’d love this duo but god damit-

The sass, the sarcasm, the balance, the love-

it’s beautiful