i’m too old for this shit now

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[midnightcheriecoven]

need to be sandwiched between them both

[becauseitswrong]

Sarah Michelle Gellar & Eliza Dushku in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.14 "Bad Girls" (1999)

[demolition-loser]

Feeling like volume three throam Ryan lately

[tanely]

I feel like on Jack’s days off he’s messaging Shen like “did you do the chant? It’s important for the team”

Shen is like “yes Jack, I did the chant,” and then he has to turn to everyone like “PLEASE say we did the chant, the old man will be so upset with me. Night crawlers Whoo!”

[djo]

THE PITT 2.08: 2:00 P.M.

[gabbyyxoxoo]

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[elijahsfever]

ꨄ

[eveydeevey]

Perks of being without sin:

Free to cast stones just whenever

[catgirlbulge]

i don't know mythbusters you tell me

[girlteuthis]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

[kosmogrl]

this is what job hunting feels like

[dateamonster]

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

[maliathewerecutie]

did we ever actually see shane in reeboks?