Necromance if Ya Wanna

Tabby, she/they, exfundie, agnostic-bordering-on-celtic-paganism, amateur meteorologist, self-published poet

[satansluckycigarette]

I asked god if he was mad at me and he handed me a cool rock

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thebibliosphere]

Honestly, god bless my wee auld Scottish dad. It's been nearly a full year and he's still telling everyone he meets that his wee girl off living in America wrote a book about vampires and werewolves kissing and I do mean everyone.

Half expecting a review one day that's just "learnt about this after sitting down next to some wee auld guy on the bus who wouldnae shut up about it. anyway, no really my thing, but the patters good."

[thebibliosphere]

This is the same family I was afraid to come out to and accidentally did it by becoming a bestselling author, and now there's an entire call center on the northside of the Glasgow Quay that has to clock in every day listening to the wee auld guy on the front desk shilling his daughter's queer vampire porn and I think that's beautiful lmao

[consenticalmonster]

Whatb is the name of that book!??!!

[thebibliosphere]

Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites!

There are links all over my pinned post :)

[thebibliosphere]

It's 2026, and my wee auld dad is still telling everyone over five years later that his wee lassie wrote a book about vampires and werewolves kissing. Who is he telling now? The hospice nurses handling his end-of-life care. 😭😭😭

The man is on his deathbed and still telling anyone who will listen that they should read my book. I am simultaneously gutted with grief and laughter. God, what a way to be loved.

[staryiu]

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[spitblossoms]

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[loveridden1999]

[pmamtraveller]

The Ice Maiden, Edmund Dulac 1915

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request

[charl0ttan]

you could just hit other people as a kid

[pseudokaleidoscope]

no??

[charl0ttan]

well i happen to know that you could suplex just about anybody you wanted back in the oughts

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[spiderbasil]

you start to understand why they invented the bed

[depsidase]

[dark-romantics]

there’s something so fucking magical about bookstores and libraries

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[polutropos-puppyboy]

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.

if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]