Hitchhiking to Llama School

I'm Jordan. I like vampires :) 💕 28

[fortuneaday]

[bellabolgerart]

mother mary couldn’t save this lamb 🐑

[berlynn-wohl]

a marriage of humankind's two greatest design achievements: the illuminated manuscript and the cool S

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[s3ev3enty]

not all cages have bars.

[miamaimania]

"Adam and Eve. Temptation" ✦ Mikhail Golubev ☉

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[hungwy]

We pwned noobs in a hopeless place... we pwned noobs in a hooopeleeess plaaaace

[bigolfatbitch]

marijuanawoman>bigolfatbitch

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[papasmoke]

america was built by makers and content creators

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire

[madeleineengland]

The Apocalypse painted by Italian artist Paolo Girardi (born 1974)