It's Just Satan

Am I terrified of snakes? Oh, you betcha!

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[anditslove]

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

[ieailu]

i will change my entire life by next week btw

[blackpyrefly]

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashstfu]

x / raymond carver

[ashstfu]

GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CH

[writing-prompt-s]

To avoid being tortured, you started to explain workers unions to any demon that would listen. Your goal is to cause a strike.

[toastbutteregg]

[gotterhag]

This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and it’s very much home.

[dexdefyingstunts]

In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears.  Nobody can come into that room unless you let them.  In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study.  You will love and you will heal.

-Captain Awkward, “Should I Move Away From My Abusive Family?”

[bitchesgetriches]

Leaving Home before 18: A Practical Guide for Cast-Offs, Runaways, and Everybody in Between

Ask the Bitches: “I Just Turned 18 and My Parents Are Kicking Me Out. How Do I Brace Myself?”

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

[panidanya]

i need 40yo me come from the future right fucking now and say don't worry wait a little longer it's gonna be okay you'll find your place

[panidanya]

thank you 40yo me from the future but it's worrying that you still have tumblr

[ad-wills]

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[dogboyboyshorts]

[image id: tumblr tags that say “#she came back just regular #but his journey to resurrecting her changed him to such a degree that even his closest intimacies are now foreign to him #sorry dude” /end id]

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[myrfing]

blogging

[haulaway]

I don't know what I thought a kiwi would sound like, but this was not it

[the-haiku-bot]

I don’t know what I

thought a kiwi would sound like,

but this was not it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[asnowyplover]

the lord did not put me on this glistening earth to be afraid of sincerity

[itisafilthyworld]

Yet sincerity is scary

[asnowyplover]

cultivate courage as often as you can

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party