Satashii writes

Slytherin, INTJ, multifandom, writing my OTPs getting their happily ever afters

[emziess]

Can you take a compliment, please?

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[mexicontpaymybills]

When you’re scared your sibling is going to tell on you so kiss the booboo to make it better.

[stitchyarts]

if you think the bed shortage at PTMC is outrageous you should see the chair shortage at staff parties

[sci-fi-gifs]

Project Hail Mary dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller | 2026

[shawnhatosys-biceps]

Shawn Hatosy in Quinn “Yes, Chef” promo

I want to trace the veins up his arms because holy shit…this photo deserves a post by itself.

[starlitvales]

SHAWN HATOSY in ANIMAL KINGDOM ↳ 1x01 — Pilot

[wheretheavocadosare]

Rabbot + just Abbot layouts

[permanent-fire-hazard]

I can’t believe Noah and Shawn were both acting in the 90s and neither of them played a grunge boy 💔 I need to see them in smudged eyeliner 😞

[shakedownstreet73]

I think the closest we ever got was this old photoshoot with the Sex Pistols t-shirt

[permanent-fire-hazard]

WOOOOOOOOO

[delusionalemergency]

Buck's shirts as pokemon cards.

Event @buckweek 2026. Day five: outfit(s)

X

[langdonwelldone]

i have never seen these photos but these are genuinely so cute and adorable💓

[stealingpotatoes]

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

[roobydoos]

AU where Jack and Robby 'meet' on Grindr...

Robby, having no idea it's Jack he's talking to, but LAWD the hot silver fox who sends him ab and thigh pics is the only thing keeping him stable (not), and he makes no correlation between his best friend and his online... thing.

Meanwhile, Jack knows everything. He catches Robby staring at his biceps at work and sends him a few 'post-workout' pics an hour before the end of his shift, knowing he'll get a doting paragraph and a belly pic out of it later.

Jack ESPECIALLY loves watching Robby go to the bathroom and having his phone ping, opening it to find Robby's scrub top pulled up, hairy, soft belly on display and a bulge in his pants, accompanied by a shy note about how he isn't as in shape as Jack.

UGH grindr rabbot. Married for twenty years is so good but also i love a good ol' dating app scenario. Plus Robby feels good in his body bc whoever this stranger is, he really gets off on dad bods. Good for him!

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[shadowseductress]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]