Satashii writes

Slytherin, INTJ, multifandom, writing my OTPs getting their happily ever afters

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[abbotcoded]

[mindfulhavens]

“Hail, child of clay- son of the devil.

Welcome.”

- Christopher Ruocchio, Howling Dark

[goth-queen]

[sharptoothsadist]

𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?

[dungeonmalcontent]

It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s clearly casting

moonbeam, you uncultured

fireball-brained wizard.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[satashiiwrites]

Drowning on Dry Land, Chapter 5 of 7

Title: Drowning on Dry Land, chapter 5

Pairing: Evan Buckley/Eddie Diaz, minor Jack Abbott/Michael Robinovich, mentions of Deacon/Hondo, Matt Casey/Kelly Severide, Mickey Haller/Omar

Fandom: 911

Tags/warnings: near death experience, knotting, bonded mates, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, canon typical angst, mpreg, breeding/lactation kinks 

Summary: When his mate is buried under fifty feet of mud, no one believes Buck when he says Eddie is still alive. Eddie will not be kept from his mate and getting buried in mud and water isn’t going to keep him from coming home to his family. 

Awakening under what feels like a ton of rock and dirt, water up to his chin and somehow not drowning isn’t fun, but Eddie later reflects that it was a win to wake up at all. He’s more than a bit dazed as he takes stock of his situation, ears ringing and shivering.

He can’t have been knocked out too long—the oxygen tank is reading a quarter left, and he vaguely remembers noticing it was above half at some point before he’d been yanked upwards without warning. Eddie estimates he has half an hour of air at low flow and only about five minutes at high flow, so he turns it down as low as he dares as he assesses the pocket he’s caught in.

There’s something smooth underneath his feet—almost like a big ass pipe. The weak light on his helmet shows him what appears to be a wall covered in rock and gunk, but it is vaguely pipe-shaped.

He must be in the drainage canals that the county surveyor had mentioned.

Read chapter 5 here on AO3

[thecollectibles]

Art by M ing

[niconicodayo]

[niconicodayo]

[fuckleyydiaz]

[leothil]

Oh I have some ideas. I, and a couple 100 of my close personal friends on tumblr.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[droppingneedlesembroidery]

Wishful Thinking by Long Dog Samplers

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[emziess]

Where's Eddie? 9-1-1, S08E18, S09E07 & S09E18 Based on this text post by @bucksgreyhairs

[tragedyprotagonist]

I'm forcing my sister to watch black sails and she hates flint (gates pushed her over the edge) so much lmfao. She says she doesn't give a fuck what his motivations are there's no way they could be good enough for her unless. and I quote. "he's doing it all for the gays or something"

[sunlightbuck]

buck and eddie got v close to sexting when he was in elpaso and they haven’t talked about it since

[sunlightbuck]

i think it started innocently enough... eddie in bed in el paso and they had been talking all day and now he is texting about some argument he had and how he can't sleep and how usually him and buck go for drives when he can't sleep and he says i wish u were here bud... and Buck says me too... maybe i am. we can pretend.. id pick u up. we'd go for a drive.... and eddie replies there's a great place to park. I'll show u where it is we can look out over the city... and they go back and forth...until eddie says its cool up here at night.. u forgot ur jacket. again :) …and Buck says its ok im just scooting over and sticking my hands in your hoodie pocket... and eddie says well cmere., i miss the smell of your cologne anyway...….and slowly slowly it gets a little more intimate..... until buck loses his nerve...navigates out of it.. delicately enough...