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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Peter Solarz
NASA
will byers stan first human second
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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wow I’m really on my tumblr for like. the first time since prepandemmy :)???
the tumblr I made over ten years ago!!! when I was a college student!!! when the internet still felt like it had some magic to it
and was more than just...
facebook, twitter, reddit, and email. forever and ever on repeat until I die.
I miss being young
liberals when they get angry: i hope congress frickin steps on a lego !!!! this is just like in harry potre , wheb b f sbggjshbwbshustagvavexfwidgsiisyejsamvafw tu owkbd
you know it’s disney movie release time when disney gets its first ever gay character for the twelfth time
Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.
Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.
One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.
I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.
I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.
He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.
Is that really too much to ask?
Korrasami comic based off this post
pov: you’re a small woodland creature sitting on a moss-covered rock, listening to the stream without a worry in the world
always reblog the bog hogs
source: trip advisor????????????Â
they are the trip advisors and they will lead you safely through the bog :)
(gets unfriended by every heterosexual woman I’m friends with irl)
What's wrong with grandpa??
he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river
bitches will say yes i think ppl can be nonbinary :) and then tell us about how there is a female brain and a male brain
im nonbinary bc i have no brain
No gender head empty
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes
this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying
