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[mathprofessorquotes]

”I wanted to show you all a Halloween joke and I can’t stop laughing at this one.” - Probability professor

[chasekip]

one thing i love about the pokemon anime is how it makes every move badass

games: String Shot lowers your speed by 1 and is pretty much the first move you replace on your pokemon

anime: if Caterpie catches you slipping it will literally suplex you with string shot

[starwarsgraphictee]

I don’t know about you but it looks like that Caterpie lowered Pinsir’s speed by one…at least

[crittizen]

my small but growing collection of mean blue animal girls named beatrice from autumn themed media who are friends with a protagonist who wears a pointy cone and cloak as a halloween costume and has a sidekick named greg(g)

[confusedbyinterface]

[shiftythrifting]

genuine Wilton Teenage Ninja Turtles cake pan, looked like it was never used

[mabelsguidetolife]

his balls are hanging out

[boobachu]

It was the ‘80s

[memewhore]

[auckie]

[smitethestate]

Someone who only eats cock: "Getting a lot of penis vibes from this Olive Garden dessert menu"

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[funkmclovin]

[hanavbara]

it’s october 3rd so mean girls as a 90’s anime 💋💄💖✨

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[tredlocity]

Teen Lightner Squad

[solarsyrup]

Since no one else here has the frickin’ guts to do it, here’s a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games

Wind Waker Bokoblins

Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thing they do.

8/10

Twilight Princess Bokoblins

Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.

4/10

Skyward Sword Bokoblins

These guys… huh. They’re a little too people-y, y’know? Kinda straddling the line between “monster” and “smelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.” But they’re trying, I guess.

6/10

Breath of the Wild Bokoblins

Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and ne’er-do-well!

9/10

???

Wait, who’s this fellow? He’s so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I don’t know what kind of Bokoblin this is but he’s the clear winner here!

10/10

[technophage]

If OP is tricked by the mask, then OP is a Bokoblin

[solarsyrup]

[waberblobble]

Location Notes

SPAIN EXISTS! Also Italy.

CITIES - Bordeaux is there, plus New York guess what it exists, also Barcelona, also also Hollywood

[youth-racket]

[dgn11]

[weissxiii]

[1eos]

alright somebody add the ‘you can excuse racism?’ meme

[rubyapologism]

[christopher-bryant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

this was funnier in my head

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Then you must be in hysterics

[lethalbutterfly]