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Alejandra#tododuele

[zegalba]

top: SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

bottom: Mark Rothko (1952)

[bumbleshark]

What is twilight town please explain

[kellykline]

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

[mjalti]

Me, on my 26th “Me Day” in a row:

[stasoumugdala]

"slut era", I whisper to myself, as I stare at the ceiling, paralyzed by grief and yearning.

[lunar-vee]

[angelicguy]

the plan b decimating my sperm

[angelicguy]

the johnson and johnson vaccine trying to break down the dasani water bottle cap i swallowed when i was 2

[relatablepicturesofmargesimpson]

[kiefbowl]

discussing raccoon drama

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[livedinthecastle]

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

[n64retro]

That pink ball fella and King Dedede in Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (HAL Laboratory, Nintendo, 2000) for the Nintendo 64.

[to2llynottoby]

Half in the Bag

Half In The bag

[depsidase]

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i rewatched this episode legitimately days ago and i still can’t get over this moment’s pure, stupid perfection

[acitywithoutwalls]

This is the only line of dialogue they have together in the whole show

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

That’s how close this family was

[callmeanxietygirl]

Te quiero mucho chica que fue a ver Barbie de China Oaxaqueña rosa. 🩷

Cuando se junta la Guelaguetza con el estreno de Barbie.

Fuente: Cosas de Oaxaqueños

#barbiemovie

[sacred-portal]

[otherearthsoutthere]

I know I post too many pictures of Tribble in the water, but I cannot get over how his fur doesn’t get wet but floats around him. He’s been in the creek for 10 minutes now.