Thoughts and Noise

My name is Ryan. My spirit animal is a barrel of cheeseballs and Twizzlerz.

[danismm]

Glass blocks lit from inside, service station Minneapolis (Minnesota) circa 1937.  - by paul.malon

[mostlysignssomeportents]

The 2017 Ikea Catalog considered as dystopian urban microapartment futurism

The new Ikea Catalog is making a big bet on very small living spaces – the kind of place that costs more than half your monthly salary but is too small for a dinner-table, let alone a separate room for your kids, who are supposed to sleep in a bunk-bed in the living room (“Why would a child on the verge of pubescence need privacy anyway?”).

John Brownlee’s chilling tour of the Ikea Microapartment Dystopia is especially good when counterposed against the catalog’s own copy: if there was ever a layer of bullshit icing on some soylent green cake, it is this, and Brownlee’s merciless fisking is just what it needs.

https://boingboing.net/2016/08/24/the-2017-ikea-catalog-consider.html

[tupacabra]

when he says he wants to do it bareback

[jimlongden-deactivated20180926]

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Morning In Secret” by Paulo FLOP

[realityayslum]

[fuckinghomepage]

JULY 12, 2016

IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW CHAMELEON SALIVA IS 400 TIMES MORE STICKY THAN HUMAN SALIVA?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

IF YOU DON’T TURN YOU LIFE INTO A STORY, YOU BECOME PART OF SOMEONE ELSE’S STORY. -TERRY PRATCHETT

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MILKMAID IN THE FUCKING WORLD. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

FRUGAL SKILLS EVERY MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD KNOW. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

FOR ALL YOU POKEMON GO LOVING BASTARDS. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

INSTANTLY PRINT SHIT FROM YOUR PHONE. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

ALL THE FUCKING TRAVEL NUMBERS. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BEFORE HISTORY? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

SHINING A LIGHT ON HELL’S KITCHEN. more>>

[thebootydiaries]

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

[classicalconditioningblog]

willy wonka & the chocolate factory (1971)

[salroka]

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

[happiersuggestion]

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

[funnylime]

Please watch this 7 minute video regarding the conditions required for Mario to fall asleep in sm64

[krudman]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Guns replaced with selfie sticks

A tumblr that does exactly what the title suggests: Guns replaced with Selfie Sticks.

https://boingboing.net/2016/05/24/guns-replaced-with-selfie-stic.html

[eroscestlavie]

these photos of harrison ford in a club are the funniest things ive ever seen.. like a literal mr. krabs meme 

[filmvis]

A Diagrammatical Dissertation on Notable Lines of Cinematic Action

via http://popchartlab.com/products/a-diagrammatical-dissertation-on-notable-lines-of-cinematic-action

[filmvis]

the sum of 31,593 frames from 51 films from Walt Disney Animation Studios

[filmvis]

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, George Lucas, 1999 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, George Lucas, 2002 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, George Lucas, 2005 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, George Lucas, 1977 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Irvin Kershner, 1980 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Richard Marquand, 1983