Welcome to my TEDtalk

If not for the gutter, where would my mind go?

[notthenewsss]

[thebestoftumbling]

big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

[superjiantwerewolf]

wow!! CRUNCH

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[carnival-phantasm]

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[fuks]

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws want to be invited places just to have the option to go, but most of the time will decline because that's too much social interaction.

[runawaymarbles]

A-Z: Memes

[yugocar]

#it’s interesting how some of these can still be funny like a good ‘mmm watcha say’ is still excellent#but some of them have not aged well and must be left in the past#eg i just cringed having read the words ‘x all the y’ (x)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[basket]

omfg

[labias]

[eggfordessert]

Why Muffy got a stripper pole in her room?

[platinum-k-i-l-l-s]

She bout that coin

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[highwaytohell-a]

[11x11pm]

deandra ‘sweet dee’ reynolds ♡ it’s always sunny in philadelphia

you guys all better eat dick, ‘cause sweet dee just beat the system!

[chnaot-deactivated20170316]

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[softwhorecore-deactivated201812]

Marry him

[gdayhowareya-deactivated2020011]

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

[hooray4skeleton]

so I saw that post joking about the boy villager being Griffin McElroy a few too many times and this happened