Symmetra's shoeshine

Finnish white enby gaymer, a -91 Virgo. Hyperfixated on games like Overwatch, Apex Legends, Palia and Halo. Latest obsession: Stardew Valley. Header by bikaidanalenko.

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a little intro abt me

white nonbinary "elder" (30's) from Finland.

my (mostly) silly posts, some of which you may have seen floating around

I'm a pretty casual player but I don't mind more people to play with (I play on EU servers). I'm a bit shy sometimes but you don't need to be! This is where you can find me from:

Battle.net: BananaSeal#2635 + my Steam

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was dps queueing with husband in qp for shits and giggles and got Shion's Cute spray whee :3

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you get: fuck all

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new genji skin looks amazing thank you blizzard

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slightly tipsy Junkrat "going off like a frog in a sock" in a (mystery heroes) match with zero deaths and leading in elims

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support main's first Sierra POTG

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peak classic Overwatch experience

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Reached year 7 on my first save file, married to Elliott (used a couple of mods that didn't change a lot, just made some stuff a little easier gameplay-wise and on my eyes) and then researched some extra mods, just had to make a new save file for it and now I have three wives.

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rasmodia

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this Monday I played three matches, all of them winning on Sigma of all characters.... MIND YOU, two of the matches were Mystery Heroes!

I suppose the universe truly sings to me

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I need a Jumping Flash skin for DVa.... that would be the cutest thing ever

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not every player who has their profile on private is rude

but a staggering amount of the most rude people you run into in qp.. often have private profiles.

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Jetpack Cat is so funny like, last night I dropped an enemy Zarya off the map and then a little later my friendly Ana nanoboosted me and I went and just clawed at enemy Kiriko until she was killed lmaoo

Fika is an absolute menace and I LOVE HER

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Overwatch co-creator Jeff Kaplan on his exit from Activision Blizzard: 'It was the biggest f**k you moment I've had in my career'

Overwatch League was instrumental in sending Overwatch off the rails.

someone please go feed Dennis Durkin shit.. unless he already likes it because jfc

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so today I found out you can put a hat on your cat/dog in Stardew Valley and oh my god

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how it started

&

how it's going

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in one of my first Jetpack Cat matches I helped one Cass get a POTG 😁