Sauce bou

any/all, 21 I do stuff

[karmarat]

Ken

[dogpuppy]

[i-do-it-for-the-lesbians-deacti]

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

[mylife-beliike]

This kills me every time

[xekstrin]

“TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN”

[quietwingsinthesky]

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

[quietwingsinthesky]

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

[itsthecubekid]

Omories

[targetedknowledge]

[takawoyu]

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[michaxl]

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

[falcoknight]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[strange-aeons]

I’d like to expose my childhood self. I recently discovered your YouTube via one of those fake Tumblr post videos and was instanly filled with fear that i would see my own edgy teenager posts, some of which have over half a million notes.

So if you ever see this, or ever saw any of my posts back in the day (old url or was urieking). Just know it was all fake.

I’m mentally stable now 🖤

I have seen ALL of these posts over the years. Kinda surprised the laxative one never made it into any of my fake story videos. Thank you for your confession, child 🙏

[spacepatrolhana]

it's chie!

[curechihiro]

sunflower yuri….yay…….yayay…..

[sunnyomori-daily]

graduated from highschool today. anyways

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[littleacorn777]

I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN AN OMORI FAN FOR TWO YEARSSSSSSSS

AND IN THAT FIRST ONE YEAR AND 6-ISH MONTHS I WATCHED OVER 30 PLAYTHROUGHS SOMEHOW

I ALSO READ THE WHOLE WIKI AT LEAST 2 OR 3 TIMES

AND DREW LIKE 100 DRAWINGS

AND MADE 50+ GOOGLE DOC PAGES OF MUSIC IN BEEPBOX AND ULTRABOX LINKS

AND THIS YEAR I WROTE 3K+ WORDS OF MY OWN GAME

WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

On June 2nd 2024 I started watching my first ever OMORI playthrough made by Bijuu Mike... then I became so obsessed with the game that I finished it the next day by constantly watching it on the tv (even during breakfast lunch and dinner) and basically doing NOTHING but watch OMORI...

oh and my friend crimson (currently totally-real-kel-from-omori) made this for me teehee

[littleacorn777]

Friends

old thingy

[dizzyisdizzy]

convert to png?