calm yo tit but just one leave the other out

dat ur party tit ( Melina / '95 / german )

[macrolit]

“She read books quickly and compulsively, paperback after paperback, as if she might drift away without the anchor of the printed page.”

— Jane Hamilton (b. 13 July 1957)

[amaplaka]

. ܁₊ ⊹ . ܁˖ . ܁

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[gnawing-suspicion]

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

[gabescrayons]

in memory of my childhood fish tank lamp

[strrawberrryjam]

Hello friends! If you can help a struggling queer audhd girlie (me) out with her bills I would be forever grateful. I'm flooded in debt and I used all my resources 🥺 Anything would help tremendously!

106.92/600$cad

P@yp@l

Kofi

Thank you for any donation or reblogs, love ya'll 🥹

[strrawberrryjam]

I need 150 for my rent as soon as possible, if you can donate anything, it would mean the world to me. 🫶

7.77/150 cad

[kosmogrl]

I hope july is good and kind to you <3 I hope you get to sit in the sun and feel happy and at peace and I hope that nothing worries you for too long this month 🌼🧡

[mournfulroses]

Cecilia Martinez, from a poem titled "Winter Then," featured in A Magnificently Ordinary Romance: Poems

[thebelchers]

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[victusinveritas]

[mini-moss]

Indigo nights 🌌

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[burntundertones]