Welcome To The Circus

I gotcha nose in 2003, and I’m never giving it back

[dogpuppy]

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[sketti9]

Yung Gravy ass lyrics lmao

[beybuniki]

samwena,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[len-online]

just downloaded three seasons of Sherlock and like ten ao3 fics to my kindle this is gonna be the best flight of my life

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[forcewound]

this is how july is going to feel

[foxmulders]

the truth is that no one can stop you from doordashing all your meals and reading portrait of a lady on the roof for seven hours

[foxmulders]

no one can stop u from lugging ur projector up and watching fight the future out there either

[foxmulders]

“kill mulder and you risk turning one man’s quest into a crusade” i kind of love that the syndicate rightly suggested that if mulder was taken out scully will activate like a sleeper cell and slaughter like a billion people while raising the public to arms against conspiracy meanwhile if they take out scully mulder will simply also die

[missjamiekaye]

Kitties in the Garden. A little gift I made for a friend of her little visitors.

[skunkes]

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[ambatya]

Two women in a protest against the Israeli Occupation. One Palestinian, one Jewish, standing together with handmade signs calling for an end to the occupation and for shared liberation, 1980s.

[pvrrhadve]

this email could've been a secret whispered into a hole in a stone temple wall and sealed in with mud

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

sucks that you need to go outside so you don't feel like killing yourself, but outside there's a giant heat ball that will give you skin cancer, and to avoid that you need to lather yourself in a substance that makes you feel kinda gross and sticky the entire time. And it's not even like you can just apply it once and be done with it, you gotta reapply it constantly otherwise, again, you risk getting skin cancer

[doggosource]