The Sauce

[madame-helen]

[saucy-man]

Logging back into this website has thrown me into such a nostalgic place

[1jps]

[loneozner]

me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast

every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,

[annatorv]

[spookybeanz-deactivated20210407]

[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[witcheshaven]

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[stonerclone]

[abitonthepoliticalside]

[treasure-mimic]

Rock stations be like “We only do three things here, drink beer, watch sports, and play the hardest rock in the whole world, and if you don’t like it you can pull that tampon out of your vagina you girl” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

[treasure-mimic]

Alt stations be like “Tired of that tired pop station, welcome to your new alternative, where we only play the most left of the dial underground artists we can find” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

[treasure-mimic]

Throwback stations be like “We’re here to bring you all your favorite classics of decades past, doesn’t matter when, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever takes you back to the days of old” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gahdamnpunk]

These two replies punched me in the face, I’ve never thought about it from this perspective. Imagine how many lives our government endangers just cause they hate poor people

[lovepokemontcg]

illus. Miki Tanaka “Totodile” From Neo Destiny

[onewinged-sephiroth]

You know, Ken. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship… After all, you’re a conniving, backstabbing, two-bit thief and I’m a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer

. I know. Ain’t it just beautiful?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[guccixcucci]

Jaboukie!!! Twitter king!!

[chaneajoyyy]

I saw that tweet and nearly screamed! And now he’s suspended

[guccixcucci]

He's the only one that's deserving of a blue check

We stan!