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ourrr main blog mmy nam e is Pursuer but wee also use Hazard and Bioregulator he she they it plural prns (we, us) as well as xenos i type funny soorry we can translate if uu need

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Whad!!! The

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i see a lot of "movie rocky was just kind of a freak after being left alone for 50 years" but what abput the far funnier option which is that he was always just a freaky fucking nudist guy and when he was chosen for the trip everyone was like "dude. no. no way. why would you put the guy who wont wear pants in the ship with us. what the hell"

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[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

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day 26

Peanut butter jellayyy. Was in the mood 2 make some bullshit lmao

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this is the only video ever made

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day 26

Peanut butter jellayyy. Was in the mood 2 make some bullshit lmao

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BACKROOMS SPOILERS

IM SO UPSET I HATE THIS I HATE WHEN I GET REALLY ATTACHED TO A REALLY BAD CHARACTER WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DEAL BRAH. ANYWAYS CLARK IS DISTRESSINGLY MY FAVORITE AND I HATE THAT HE IS TERRIBLE BUT I AM SO ATTACHED TO HIM AND WHY IS THIS MOVIE EVIL AND IM SHAKING

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urgent Look

Ough Ough Ough Ough Ough Ough Ough Ough the Critcher What! Why you so Black Fur Green Eyes White Spot

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oomf is saying thin mints and york patties are yhre same where do i buy a rocket launchger

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

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Today I wanted to talk about Kyle Bassinga. Kyle was a 21 year old man from Georgia, whose family described him as "a kind, thoughtful, and smart young man who loved nature, music, and the people around him". Kyle Bassinga was killed on February 18th 2026, just ten days after his birthday. He was found hanging from a tree in a park.

The police ruled it a suicide. The family and local community demanded an investigation. The police refused to change their ruling.

I know this website it too white for this to really go anywhere, but an understanding of the present reality of white supremacy in the United States is just so important to transfeminism here. Lynchings never stopped, white supremacy never went away, you just stopped looking.

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nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?

nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine

this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^

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so upset this moment didn't get in the final cut

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This was cut because even after discussion with with the team AND Baaulp himself I could not figure out why standing in a cross formation and rotating made them the Beatles. I did research to see if there was some famous Beatles album cover or photograph or performance where this connection was evoked and I failed to find anything. The only line of logic I could follow on it was they were the beatles because there are four of them and sometimes on stage they were arranged in a way that vaguely resembled a circle or a square as typically bands do that

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so upset this moment didn't get in the final cut

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This was cut because even after discussion with with the team AND Baaulp himself I could not figure out why standing in a cross formation and rotating made them the Beatles. I did research to see if there was some famous Beatles album cover or photograph or performance where this connection was evoked and I failed to find anything. The only line of logic I could follow on it was they were the beatles because there are four of them and sometimes on stage they were arranged in a way that vaguely resembled a circle or a square as typically bands do that

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wass going to make a posst aboyt having a bad day but then i ate blackberries directly off a branch and now i am Purple and Less Hungry

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Skateboard from Phighting! (Roblox) has autism and ADHD!

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forcing my poor 50 yr old fathe r to consume elite ball knowledge (emesis blue)

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wwhhaattthe fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the animol