I'm Saxy and I know It

Just your average Physics and Music double major. Saxophone is my main instrument, though I also play cello, electric bass, piano, clarinet, and some voice. No real theme here. Just whatever happens to catch my attention.

[only-cat-memes]

[itsfullofstars]

Reblogging this while typing around my cat Loki who's standing on my desk between me and my laptop.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

[sunbathe]

[brody75]

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

George A. Romero

[fonzworthcutlass]

ur fucking boy 💯

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

we all have that one friend 

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

This hits

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

[sinbadism]

W H A T ……..

[butchscientist]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

This world is a strange place.

[kingrudegyalchina]

BRUH

[evancl]

[demisatyr]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Well then

[justbadpuns]

Met this girl on a dating site and I don’t know, we just clicked

[gallusrostromegalus]

No , Dadaism isn’t daddy kink, you ANIMALS.

Things my art history prof has had to clear up. (via gallusrostromegalus)

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

[roachpatrol]

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? 

[rockpapertheodore]

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

[deathofthetext]

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

[kuttithevangu]

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

[sadboybrigade]

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

[retroactivebakeries]

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

[sadboybrigade]

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

[kuttithevangu]

That’s my grandpa

[lesbeet]

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

[wombatking]

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent. 

[c-bassmeow]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

someone waking up from a month long coma would be so confused by this

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[catsbeaversandducks]

AWW MY HEART

[highlandvalley]

見た目に騙されてはいけない（戒め http://www.boredpanda.com/not-expected-daihei-shibata/ https://twitter.com/saitamakita/status/842945020382461952/video/1

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

YOU STOP THAT

[wizmas]

This makes me really uncomfortable

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I’m so angry

[dont-mind-me-but-i]

This is the opposite of those satisfying videos

[whyberealistic]

honestly I wish I could dedicate myself to being a giant fucking inconvenience as much as the phantom of the opera did

[doglover1983]

[paprika]