[murdermachinecog]

username change!

i was mirk-wood

now i am murdermachinecog <3 in reference to teenagers by mcr .... ok (:

[beanthebugboi]

”average person knows 3 guitar chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who knows all the chords, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

what happens next?!

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pjackk]

The sweetness of honeymilk

By Prototype Jack

When you smack me.

When you whack me.

When you squirt me.

When you spurt me.

The memorys.

Are priceless.

My lust,my lust, my lust.

For you.

I would never sell for 1000🤑

So sweet, so sweet so sweet,

Are your lips.

And your balls.

And your perky pink nipples.

Sweeter then honey milk.

With 50 pounds of brown sugar.

And 30 donuts

And 500 slices of cakes.

And 30000 candies.

And a chocolate

And a sweet cola.

And 200000000 ice cones

And 30 candy cane

And 50000 lolipops

And 10000000000 ice pops

And a slice of cherrypie

And 5000000 root beer flotes

And a piece of candy

And 900000 pockystick

And 70000000000 frapchinos

And 5000000 brownies

And 5000000 blondies

And a velvet cake

And 20 key lime pie

And 8000000 cookies

And 30000000000 chocolates

And 60000000 gumballs

And 2000 sugars

And 50000000 honeys

And 100 crystal candies

And 80000000 sweet treats

And 3 jellos

And 10000000000000000000000000000 pudding

And 600 mochis

And a piece of candy.

You are sweeter to me then all these.

But you dont fucking respond to me on grindr anymore.

And that makes me mad, mad, mad.

Rarely am i glad.

I thought you were my lad.

Sad.

[ohwyrmm]

Bit late and I don't love everything about this but whatever here you go ghoulies

[thysilus]

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

[momopatchi]

spongebob doodles

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[eroscestlavie]

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[osweltortiz]

[platypusduckthing]

[jncos]

The Camp Lazlo Wiki may have banned me indefinitely, but they’ll come crawling back. You see, they need me more than I need them.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

camp lazlo is real i’ve been there

[heysexyfiiish-deactivated201303]

[nevvhampshire-deactivated201302]

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away