[murdermachinecog]

username change!

i was mirk-wood

now i am murdermachinecog <3 in reference to teenagers by mcr .... ok (:

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[clickrtraind]

happy pride month. no i do not want to watch rocky horror picture show

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[dogpuppy]

[speedlimit15]

I kinda witch sponge bob was here

[remmylou]

reblog

[speedlimit15]

Okay i will

[pierog]

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[sm64mario]

i have turn into a bag for you!

you can put your belongings in here!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no prupose!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no purpose

[ellarosavasori]

This went from kinda hot to sad :(

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[freelancedumbass]

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[bannertanks]