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me: i reject materialism. Im literally not buying anything ever again as it cannot make me happy. what i own should not define me

a tshirt with like idk a tiny strawberry on it: 🍓 :)

me: well i absolutely must have this or i will literally die in agony.

paranoidgemsbok

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine

zooophagous

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

dredsina

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

hokuto-ju-no-ken

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

quinzelade

Why do you hate Jesus

hokuto-ju-no-ken

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

arloghoul

^That’s a raw ass fucking quote

tygermama

That’s going to end up being one of those quotes that are completely stripped of their context and passed around as the rawest, most profound thing and when someone finds out it’s about dipping clementines in Ranch dressing and freaks out, I hope you’ll be proud of yourself

I know I would be

👍

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

fuck france but i love love love love the entire concept of the catacombs. there are literally just tunnels running under like all of paris? are you shitting me? and you can just get some snacks and go under there and chill out if you want you don't need a license or anything you just need someone who can find their way around there a little. you can just leave work one day and go "fuck this i wanna see some bones" and head on down there and fuck dude you might see some bones! you might just see some bones

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

what i have learnee from this post is: europe is full of fun and exciting hidden places to explore but unfortunately in order to reach these places you do have to deal with europeans

meckamecha

Ireland has some pretty great caves and the Irish are way less obnoxious than other europeans

beshinoe

alizulz

Princess Peach and Daisy!

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ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

techmomma

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

angelg0tchi

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