Unfair Competition (Izou x Reader)
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You braced a foot against the front of the training dummy and pulled. The blade tore free and you stumbled half a step back before you caught your balance. You sheathed the weapon and tilted the dummy to the side so you could examine the damage.
The cut ran deep into the wooden core which meant it was probably useless nowโฆ
โAnother one?โ
You shot an apologetic look toward Vista and tried to stand the dummy back onto its feet. โItโll still be useable.โ
โAs kindling, maybe. Whatโs bothering you?โ
You looked over your shoulder toward your division commander and gave a small, unconvincing shrug. โNothing.โ
He didnโt bother pretending to accept that answer. He just stared and waited.
โItโs really stupid,โ you warned.
โI guessed it was.โ
You sighed through your nose, considering the best possible way to phrase this without sounding completely ridiculous. You dropped onto one of the hay-stuffed bags in the training room and kicked out your legs in front of you.
โOkay soโฆ I might be a little upset,โ you acknowledged. โBecause weโll be heading to shore tonight. And every time we go out together, Izou gets so many drinks bought for him.โ
Vistaโs expression softened with mild sympathy. โIโd wager most of those men have mistaken him for a woman.โ
โWell, yes,โ you acknowledged. โBut thatโs not the problem. I donโt care about him getting drinks.โ
โNo?โ
โI care that he gets more than I do.โ
The amused smile returned almost immediately. โCome again?โ
You rolled your eyes and nodded as though your problem made perfect sense. โI donโt care about other people hitting on him. Iโm annoyed that he gets more drinks than I do. Do you know how many people hit on me when weโre out? None. Before I started going out with him, I could at least get one free drink a night.โ
โSo, youโre not jealous the man youโre seeing is being hit on. Youโre jealous that heโs being hit on more than you? Because other men think heโs a woman?โ
โApparently, a prettier woman than me.โ
Vista chuckled. โOf all the grievances you might have brought me, this was not the one I expected.โ
You sat forward and rested your elbows against your knees. โTrust me, I know heโs attractive, right? I mean I have eyes. But like, I think I could get at least one or two drinks. Not everybodyโs taste is divinity, right?โ
โIf anybody ever wonders where Izou gets his insufferable levels of confidence, Iโm going to direct them straight to you.โ
You rolled your eyes. โIโm not trying to boost his ego.โ
โYou called him divinity.โ
โHeโs beautiful enough to be,โ you said with a shrug. โAnyway, I told you it was a stupid problem to begin with.โ
โAnd you werenโt lying,โ Vista agreed. โI think the obvious solution is to tell Izou that youโre jealous although I do hope you know he will never let you live it down. But he might reject the drinks.โ
โThat doesnโt help,โ you complained. โBesides, do you have any idea how crazy this sounds?โ
โYes. I just heard it. Otherwise, I can tell him and heโll probably buy you drinks himself while teasing you about it.โ
โOr I can try to get myself a drink tonight.โ
โThatโs the worst of your options.โ
You stared at him, offended. โAre you saying thereโs no way I could get one drink bought for me?โ
โIzou will be with you the whole time.โ
โIโm with him when he gets drinks so clearly a relationship isnโt a deterrent.โ
Vista smiled in a way that made you far too suspicious. โNo,โ he said. โBut you will be with your apparent competition so it might make things harder.โ
โAre you saying Izou is prettier than me?โ
โThat is not a conversation Iโm having with you,โ he said firmly.
โSo, he is?โ
โThere is no right way for me to answer this question.โ
You sighed and tapped your boot against the ground. Fine then. It sounded mildly ridiculous to want to compete with Izou so you insisted, in your own mind, that you were merely soothing an anxiety. An insecurity, you reasoned, brought about by people reasonably having eyes and choosing to use them.
And then you would stop worrying about it.
Which is why when you got ready to go out that evening, you purposefully tried on at least three different outfits while Izou looked far too amused in the corner of the room.
โItโs a tavern,โ he said. โYou hardly need to put this much effort in. I think most people are wearing what they were this morning.โ
โI canโt look too plain next to you,โ you protested.
โThen choose a better fabric. That shirt moves strangely when you stand up.โ
You groaned and pulled it off, folding it back into the discard pile. At this point, you were going to go through your entire wardrobe and not find anything that struck a balance. You had a few pieces that were very attention-catching and you caught your eyes drifting to them.
โNo,โ Izou said, plucking the garment from your hands before you could choose it. โYouโre not wearing anything Iโve made or gotten for you to a place like this. Itโll be a waste.โ
โImagine you didnโt know me,โ you said. โWhat could I wear that you would find prettiest?โ
He raised an eyebrow at you as he replaced the items in your chest. โWhose attention are you hoping to catch?โ
โNobodyโs,โ you hurried to reassure. โI justโฆ want to know what you find me prettiest in.โ
โWhat I find you prettiest in is not something I would like you wearing outside of our room.โ
You picked up a seafoam green dress and examined it carefully. It was simple enough for a tavern but the colour suited you, and perhaps it would stand out beneath the dim lights. You stepped into it and pulled the fabric into place, smoothing your hands over your waist before turning toward the mirror.
Izou rose from his seat without being asked. His gaze travelled over you slowly enough to warm your skin, lingering where the dress settled against your figure before he moved behind you. You gathered your hair over one shoulder and felt his fingers brush the bare line of your back as he caught the zip.
He drew it upward with deliberate care. The fabric closed inch by inch beneath his hand, followed by the light drag of his knuckles along your spine. You shivered before you could stop yourself.
Izou paused near the top. His eyes met yours through the mirror, amusement softening the sharpness of his expression.
โCold?โ he asked.
โYou know Iโm not.โ
โI thought I should give you the opportunity to lie.โ
His fingers remained against the nape of your neck after he finished with the zip. He smoothed the collar into place, then traced the edge of it with his thumb as though checking his own work. The touch was too gentle to justify the way your breath caught.
Izou leaned closer until the warmth of him settled against your back. His lips brushed the place just beneath your hair, the first kiss so light you almost thought he meant only to tease you. The second lingered. You tilted your head without thinking, giving him more room, and his quiet laugh stirred against your skin.
โYou look beautiful,โ he said. โDonโt fuss yourself so much. Nobody will be watching you but me.โ
You sighed and wondered if you should just tell him that that was the problem. Because you did love knowing he was looking but alsoโฆ you leaned closer to the mirror and considered if you should redo your makeup to be a little more noticeable.
Izou leaned around you and caught your jaw, his eyes sharp where he stared at you through the mirror. โWould you prefer not to go out tonight? If youโre feeling concerned.โ
โNo, I want to spend some time with you.โ
โWe can spend time together here,โ he offered. He tightened one of the straps over your shoulder, touch running over the fabric as he straightened it where it wrinkled over your hips. โSeeing as youโre worried about the attention.โ
You smiled. โI do want to go out. Donโt mind me, Iโm just being silly.โ
โWhat about?โ
โI just want to look nice.โ
โYou always look nice,โ he said. โThatโs not in question.โ
โExtra nice.โ
โIf youโre trying to make me less suspicious, youโre doing a very poor job,โ he warned.
You sighed and tried to smile. You did look nice. You were sure it would be fine. You could get a drink from at least one person.
Over your shoulder, Izou remained breathtaking. For a second, you were so distracted by his perfect makeup, expertly pinned clothing, and his hair that you forgot to worry about how you looked in comparison.
โAt least thatโs more normal,โ he said. โBut you still havenโt given me an answer.โ
โWhatโs more normal?โ you asked. โI was just looking at you.โ
โYou were silent while staring at me. I donโt even need you to speak to hear the admiration in your thoughts.โ
โYou distract me.โ
โI know.โ
You sighed and stepped away from the mirror, making your way toward the door. โLetโs go,โ you said. โWeโre going to be late.โ
He stared at you for a lingering second, suspicion deep in his gaze. You knew you would struggle to hide anything from him but thankfully, he seemed willing to grant you a little reprieve for now because he moved to follow you without any further questions.
โIf youโre concerned about how you look, you should pay more attention to where youโre walking,โ he said. โA large bump on the forehead wonโt suit your outfit well.โ
โI rarely walk into something.โ
โYou almost fell over the railing two weeks ago because you were staring.โ
โYou had the top of your kimono off,โ you complained. โThat doesnโt count. You almost never do that on deck.โ
He smiled. โNot around you because itโs a hazard. I donโt need you to plummet over the side of the ship.โ
โThatโs not why.โ
โIt contributes.โ
Your improved mood soured slightly when you made your way to the tavern and realised another large flaw in your plan. The Moby Dick had a very big crew so when they went out together, they occupied almost all the available space. And every single one of them knew whose side you were attached to.
And yet somehow, within the hour, Izou had a drink sent over to the table from one of the, maybe five people in there who didnโt know the crew.
He rolled his eyes and handed it over to Thatch who didnโt think twice about accepting it.
โThis is why everybody wants to sit next to you,โ Thatch told him.
โIโve never understood why anyone thinks an unsolicited drink is persuasive,โ Izou said.
โThey know youโre pretty,โ you said, struggling to hide your grumpiness. โSo theyโre trying to woo you over.โ
โWith cheap alcohol? They must think very little of the women they mean to impress.โ
You laughed and Izouโs hand fell naturally around your hip, drawing you closer into the booth instead of letting you linger at the edge where you could be more seen. You couldnโt reasonably protest (and admittedly, it wasnโt worth exchanging Izouโs touch) but still, you were already accepting the lost cause.
โYou donโt buy me any drinks,โ Izou hummed. โShould I take it as a sign that youโre uninterested in me?โ
โI donโt think I could afford to buy anything worthy of you,โ you admitted.
He smiled. โThen why are you looking at that drink as though it said something personally insulting. Thatch has already disposed of it.โ
Oh, he had noticed that look. You tried to smile as innocently as you could and thankfully found yourself saved when you were asked what youโd like to drink by the waitress. You took the opportunity quickly, ordering something small you could finish fast so you would not have a full glass in front of you all night.
Not that it mattered if Izou had ordered something for himself. People got him drinks regardless of how full his glass was.
Even when the next round was brought out, it came with a shot for him. Jozu ended up having it which once again confirmed why Izou was everybodyโs favourite to join on nights out.
Izou chuckled and pressed a small kiss against the side of your head. โDid you want it instead?โ
โOh, no,โ you reassured. โIโm alright.โ
โWhat would you like?โ
โI have something,โ you said.
His attention flicked down to the glass in your hand that you hadnโt touched. โI do expect an answer by the end of the night.โ
โItโs not that important,โ you huffed.
โMm. Then it wonโt be hard to explain.โ
You sighed and leaned your head against his shoulder on instinct before remembering that definitely wasnโt a good way to get drinks. Was that the reason why? Were you too obviously attached to Izou?
Although the problem, remained that you really didnโt want to move away from him.
And he got drinks regardless of being obviously taken.
โThe guy at the bar thinks you two are best friends by the way,โ Thatch said when he rejoined the table an hour later. โAsked whether either of you was single. You shouldโve seen his face when I told him.โ
โBest friends?โ Izou repeated. โYou must be joking.โ
โItโs because they think youโre a woman,โ Jozu commented. โWhich naturally means you two have to be friends instead of anything more.โ
Thatch chuckled. โYeah. Still sent Izou another drink, though.โ
Izou swapped your drink for his own so you very clearly had a glass in front of you. Admittedly one with a drink you far preferred. You sighed and took a sip from it, mourning the further loss of your chances.
The plan might as well have been thrown from the window.
โI had hoped that would improve your mood,โ he said. โNow that youโre not pretending to drink something you despise for appearanceโs sake.โ
He knew you far too well. And when you met his eyes, you took a sip.
โIt helps.โ
โGood.โ
You sighed dramatically and ran your finger along the rim of your glass. The liquid inside seemed to taunt you.
โThis is going to sound ridiculous.โ
Izouโs eyes glinted with barely concealed interest, his expression carefully measured. It was unfair how well even the smugness suited him. The dim light caught the edges of his features as he looked over the room.
โPlenty of things do,โ he said. โYouโre rarely one of them.โ
โDo you mind if I preserve my dignity and lie?โ
He hummed. โIโm sure itโs not so bad.โ
โIโm jealous,โ you said.
โOf?โ
You looked toward the drink at his elbow and then back at him and he smiled fondly.
โI donโt plan to drink it.โ
โYes, but Iโm jealous you got it,โ you admitted with a small, exasperated sigh. โI think Iโm pretty enough to get some drinks bought for me.โ
Izou looked toward the drink before he laughed, a soft and quiet sound. He caught the underside of your chin and tilted your face toward him. You smiled despite the embarrassment burning across your cheeks.
โSilly, right?โ
โA little,โ he said. โDo you know why you havenโt received anything tonight? Or, for that matter, on any other night I join you?โ
โBecause youโre too beautiful for me to compete with?โ
โNo,โ he said smoothly. โMaybe thatโs a very small part of it. But any man who looks at you with intention finds me looking back. I make very sure he knows youโre taken. And that I wonโt miss a shot.โ
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