[theagonyofdefeat]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*cant handle it and goes to sleep*

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[king-of-kegels]

Visit Original Link

(Fart Sound Effect With Applied Reverb.)

[corvidous]

It’s 4AM and I’m gonna die

[naradreamscape]

imagine going spelunking alone at night and hearing this deep within the cave

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the measure of whether you’re a child or an adult is if this sounds delicious or makes you want to vomit

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

(rolls anything in any wrap) “it’s a [xyz] burrito!!!” (cuts it into slices and picks it up with chopsticks) “now it’s a sushi!!!!!!!!!”

[boy-so-pale]

[excima]

Oh my fucking god

[puthy]

ME

[surprisebitch]

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

[fuckyeahafricans]

IG: @official.noodlez She hit every beat 👌🔥

[thechaddaddy]

I feel like I never see girls embrace this form of dance. She did that.

[thoughtsof-r]

geee so smooth wit it too

[khadds]

I love how happy she made herself that was beautiful

[babyanimalgifs]

Never let ur girl go to bed upset

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[ruinedchildhood]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

“Wyd” 

“nothing” 

“looks at that person bitmojji getting a lapdance” 

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[ayuppears]

america

[babyanimalgifs]

[gloomgaze]

how do i get tweets tattooed onto my brain stem

[sayananananabatman]

@raginghomosexualchild me

[mockwa]

А после обеда Борька любит кататься

[kookaifoundation-deactivated202]

[thepigeongazette]

oh good they do

[herspanic]