My Happiness:)

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[noelle-ism]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

[larval-tear]

me: and this one is called “butter dog,” basically it’s a dog with butter on him

Werner Herzog: You put butter on the dog’s head? Very ugly. That’s very ugly. You have disgraced the animal. It is unnatural. It is abhorrent. Please do not show me this again.

[doberbutts]

I don't do the DNI thing because honestly if I catch you in my notes and I think you suck I'll just block you then and there.

But also chihuahua haters dni. I'm beefing with you directly if you hate chihuahuas. All my homies hate losers who hate chihuahuas.

[dog-sideblog]

I am not usually a fan of small dogs except! I love chihuahuas. Chihuahuas are a toy breed, meaning they were bred to be small, affectionate, and adaptable. Aggressive or reactive chihuahuas are a sign of bad breeding or bad ownership. Here is a very tiny one I got to see at the 2026 AKC Meet the Breeds!:

She was about 9 months and only a few pounds! They're great dogs and I love them a lot :3

[churchbathroom]

A simple green onion will rock your world

[hollowboobtheory]

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[achillesinhighheels]

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[sacred-portal]

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Edible monkey (Striphnopteryx edulis)

[enki2]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what’s the gender when you feel deeply ashamed and embarrassed of every gender youve ever identified with and you feel so disconnected from your entire body and physical presence you despise the mirror no matter how you present and you feel compelled to publicly apologize for being unable to be a Hot Girl OR a Hot Guy OR a Hot They

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[mlarayoukai-archive]

This was the only thing I remembered from this game from when I first played it in 2012. Someday we'll disappear for no reason

[charl0ttan]

im niceys i swear i just hate some things so fucking much

[theonion]

Recognized with one of the ceremony’s most coveted awards, an album that doesn’t even begin to stack up to Fleetwood Mac’s quintessential musical achievement Rumours reportedly won Album of the Year at the Grammys on Sunday night. “Wow, what an honor,” said the recipient of the statuette, an individual who sources confirmed could never create anything even remotely on par with what is indisputably the finest and most well-honed artistic statement in rock music, and, furthermore, who isn’t one-tenth the songwriter that Lindsey Buckingham is.

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