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♧24, they/them, genderfluid, bi ♧Dead inside ♧Likes the gay shit ♧Likes cursed shit ♧Doesn't like human interaction at all ♧Cant do a grammar

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

Hi I'm Sayten this is my blog

I mostly post reblogs but I post my artwork once in a blue moon as well as whatever I'm hyper fixating on

DNI if you're a terf, anti LGBTQ+, a MAP or MAP supporter, or just an all around intolerant asshole

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Things to expect from this hell blog:

Stupid shit

Simping over random characters

Attempts at humor

Occasional OC posts (even less often than artwork lol so I guess dont expect that)

The unexpected :)

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I really like music so heres some playlists I made on spotify

Enjoy!

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[depsidase]

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[chilewithcarnage]

[pettycentral]

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

a lil weird looking too why he look like timon

[uesp]

Pictured: An unused dog model found in the Redguard game files.

[uesp]

Please consider sharing this post if you wish to make our initial statement inaccurate.

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[dragon-in-a-fez]

every Porsche vehicle in Russia stopped working, for reasons that are unclear but apparently related to their anti-theft satellite connection, and I need everyone to understand that this is bad.

it's bad if this was intentional and a company can just decide to brick your car remotely whenever they like. it's bad if this was accidental and your car needs a constant connection to a satellite or it stops functioning.

it's bad even though it's Porsche because if they can do it to rich people with luxury cars they can do it to anyone. it's bad even though it's Russia because a) not every Russian is responsible for the acts of the Russian government and b) if they can do it in Russia they can do it anywhere.

this is not a "lol Russia get pwned" moment, this is another example of corporations ending the concept of ownership.

[aikawaforehead]

old aikawa flipnote ^_^

[organhound]

-- I am the one, who takes away everything --

[actualized-animal]

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

[stuffman-main]

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

[aikawaforehead]

aikawa my beloved... yep i made him a TOOL fan

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

he would be a tool fan

[lee-cu]

Charon/Gob (Charob as myself and my friend call it) are arguably my favorite rarepair.

Imagine Charon being sent to retrieve Gob by the Lone Wanderer, with orders to bring him 'home' to the Underworld so Gob can be reunited with Carol, his mother. Not like Charon has anything better to do while waiting around for Lone to return from traveling with some other companion.

Either Lone giving Charon the money to buy out Gob or giving him the orders to kill Moriarty (I personally prefer the latter).

Gob taking over the 9th Circle using the bartending experience he got while a slave for Moriarty, and Charon acting as his guard under much better and more ethical living/working conditions then when he 'worked' for Ahzrukhal.

They bond over their hatred of their former 'bosses' and their newfound freedom.

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

I've seen a fanfic or two on ao3 similar to this and I need ALOT more of it

[depsidase]

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

they didnt specify that the meats alive tho so hypothetically I could still be dead inside just not empty

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[plotholes-and-spellingerrors]

Is this post mature content, though? Or is there maybe something else that staff doesn't like about this post

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

staff acting sus and they're fuckin terrible at hiding it