My gaggle of disfuctional F/Os

Just to keep my self-shipping stuff off my main. Though, I Might reblog some stuff from here to there, who knows?

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The List.

This list can & will be updated to remove, add, or tweak entries to my F/Os when I see fit. & this will be easier than keeping a text document on my external hard drive too, as I can edit this list from my phone as well! They will be listed with the respective media they come from, & the DLC if they're a game character. Which... most if not all of them are. technically.

Uh, when I get around to drawing all my Sonas/Self Inserts, the image(s) will be going here. Eldritch Shape-Changer with many vessels.

Thanks first hate anon for reminding me to put here, I'm very open to sharing my F/Os! If you don't like the fact I share an F/O as you, just block me & move on with your life. It'll be easier for everybody, & you won't have to have me taking up a chunk of your mind when it should be going to your own relationships, & not me.

Romantic F/Os

Benny (Fallout:New Vegas) (The Definitive 'First')

Ulysses (FO:NV ~ Lonesome Road)

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

Dave Miller (DSaF)

Director Phobos (Madness Combat) (MadCom for short)

Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

Auditor (MadCom)

Sanford (MadCom)

Tricky (MadCom)

William Afton (FNaF, Movie vers)

Gabriel (ULTRAKILL)

Sisyphus (ULTRAKILL)

Minos (ULTRAKILL)

Enver Gortash (Baldur's Gate 3)

The Pale King (Hollow Knight)

Sceleritas Fel (BG3)

Springtrap (FNaF 3)

W.D. Gaster (UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE)

Mortimor (Death & Taxes, and CraftCraft)

Fate (Death & Taxes)

Barney Calhoun (Half Life 2)

GVRV/G-Man (HLVRV)

QPR F/Os

Miraak (Skyrim: Dragonborn)

Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Deimos (MadCom)

Frye (Splatoon 3)

Callie (Splatoon)

Marie (Splatoon)

Ulgrun the Bold (CraftCraft)

The White Lady (Hollow Knight)

Benrey (Half Life, but the AI is Self-Aware)

Admin F (HLVRV)

Dude (Postal 2)

Platonic F/Os

Sheriff (MadCom)

Cicero (Skyrim)

V2 (ULTRAKILL)

Family F/Os [Relation in Brackets]

2BDamned (MadCom) [Grandpa]

Leshy (Inscryption) [Grandpa]

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[greelin]

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

[scaryselfship]

Playing tic tac toe on their bigass forehead

[scaryselfship]

f/o gets chosen out of the crowd by a comedian for a crowd work clip

[scaryselfship]

F/o accidentally cuts finger chopping something up and looks at you with big sad wet eyes expecting you to kiss their booboo but you just squeeze lemon juice into it

[scaryselfship]

Releasing f/o to the ocean after so long

ㅤ

[isabelopaque]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

[uss-moonveil]

People talking about my villain f/o: OMG EW HE’S AWFUL AND THE WORST😡😡😡😡😡😡

How I see him:

[thezerada]

Evil villain should corrupt me to be their prefect little partner in crime. Ya know, as a treat.

[scaryselfship]

the fictional pervert is calling you

[planefood]

“What would you do if you could meet your fictional crush?” Idk bash their head in with a huge rock #CUTEEEEE

[megahertzmaroon]

dear fat they. dont be afraid to get on top #IfHeDiesHeDies

HOLY TRUKE?

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

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Humorous Realization

(Characters: Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2, Benny from Fallout New Vegas, Springtrap from FNaF, Gaster from UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE, Fate from Death & Taxes, Enver Gortash from Baldur's Gate 3, & G-Man/GVRV from HLVRV)

& the ones that are not evil (technically Gaster fits here too being morally grey and all I just couldn't think of anybody else to put in the collage, Barney, Mortimor, Gabriel, & Minos.) are all on the older side. The only exceptions are Benny (Ironic bc I put him there, but he's probably later 30's-ish methinks. idc about canon age) & Freemind, the former being a wet pathetic cat who does try to be 'evil' & can't even kill a man correctly, & the latter is just. Like that. I'm 90% sure i have an 'I can make him worse' mentality over Freemind.

[bloodiedsongbird]

[mythosphere]

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him