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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies

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titsay

PR's Tumblrdome
RMH

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Kiana Khansmith

oozey mess

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Jules of Nature

Janaina Medeiros
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Bonus:
Carson & Greta
A League of Their Own s01e04
THE NEXT MASS EFFECT ā THE VIDEO GAME AWARDS 2020.
if you donāt know the difference between a hare and a rabbit youāve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and theyāre the WORST to encounter at night becuase:
You all know how big a rabbit is.Ā Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. theyāre the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.
They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.
and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.
perhaps theyāre dustbathing
or blood sacrifce
I donāt know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so youāre walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road
and
they
all
stand
up
not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal
No they get up on thier hind legs and donāt just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlightās glow
ā¦Blood Red.
And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while theyāre a puntable size and allegedly herbivores theyāre standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.
everyone freezes
youāre considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare
and theyāre considering their odds against you
the only sound in the never-ending high desert windĀ
somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away
The nearest Jack Rabbit
Blinks
and takes a single shuffling step
forward
You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and youāre frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy thereās no way youād outrun THESE, god thereās a rabies outbreak going around that shitās not curable-
The Dog
L U N G E S
Itās only the briefest of movements but the animal youād picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters
The Jack Rabbits
Scatter
Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up
Later, you sit on the couch disquieted
and you wonder
If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights
what must it be like from thier end?
what terrifying creatureĀ
deliberately ties itself
to something so horrible
As a Dog?
@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it
WELL HOLY SHIT.
CONGRATULATE, THATāS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?
This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.
I SAID
āMA'AM
DOESNāT YOUR HUSBAND HAVE
N I P P L E S ?ā
Itās the pause before nipples that does it. I am crying real tears here!
yes
come thru bitch
If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too
If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time
KING HAS LEGS
Wear a mask.
one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
iām ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
Cursed fact about salmon sharks please š„ŗ
salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!
they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken asĀ ābaby great whitesā so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!
they canāt help it, theyāre just babey.
Purple.
GREEN YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS
...its not on there but red
Iāve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
the girl has big dick energy
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
Iām the girl making sure everyone knows he lost
Iām crying š
Honest Advice On Relationships And Life In General By This Balloon ArtistĀ
āI try to make commentary about, or poke fun at, social media. The balloons were a social media trope often used in bridal showers and gender reveals, so they were a natural progression of that idea. I love the contrast of profound, funny, or challenging quotes spelled in silly balloons. And since another common cliche is endless selfies, I tend to put myself in most of the photos. They often make people cringe, but the cringe is the point,ā Michael told Bored Panda.
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