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Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago
You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry
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This is never not funny
reblogginâ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
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[ID (first image): three screenshots of Gandalf. The first screenshot is captioned âYou already have an accountâ. Gandalf looks around in confusion before saying, âI have no memory of this placeâ. / end ID]
[ID (second image): a picture of Gandalf standing in front of a cave wall with his hand outstretched, as if about to cast a spell. / end ID]
FOOLS. YOUâRE ALL FOOLS.
- Random hc's -
Jonathan suffered an injury to the larynx from Croc which caused an external traumatic dysphonia
Neglecting the deep hematoma resulted in his permanent voice disorder
The resulting movement disorder of his larynx causes breathing difficulties
That's why, among the other obvious thing, he needs his filter - air always seems too thin without it.
Crane's first aerosol was based on Carbon Dioxide and Oxygen
The test subject's brain interpreted the increase in carbon dioxide levels in it's blood as a decrease in oxygen levels
Symptoms included fast and deep breathing and an increased heart rate and hallucinations that don't necessarily have to show you terrible things
Due to the sudden change in the body, which cannot be fully assigned, it automatically reacts with anxiety
So it mostly triggered an indefinable fear
His second gas consisted only of quinuclidinyl benzilate, which caused hallucinations
After further experimentation, Jonathan found some irregularities in the BDNF protein in people suffering from PTSD
From that fact he drew: if tweaked a certain way by some kind of chemical agent, an alteration in the BDNF levels in the basal lateral amygdala would bring up personal fears caused by past traumatic events
So Jonathan somehow combined BZ (quinuclidinyl benzilate) gas, Carbogen gas and the chemical agents that specifically could target an alter, CRH (an neurotransmitter involved in causing feelings of dread and anxiety), BDNF and created his first real fear aerosol.
Slashers Getting You Pregnant
So apparently this wasnât showing up on any tags or anything so I figured Iâd repost, enjoy :)
Thomas Hewitt:
When you found out you were pregnant, you werenât very scared of the familyâs reaction. You knew they would be over the moon to find out a new member would be joining their family, well maybe not Hoyt but that didnât matter much to you
You wanted to tell Thomas first before anyone else, you had thought about telling Luda Mae because it was your first pregnancy and you were scared of how it would go, what if something went wrong? How do people ensure their pregnancies are safe?Â
As much as that all mattered to you, you decided that regardless of all that. Thomas was the father and he deserved to know first, Luda would find out soon after and then you can have that conversation with her
You waited until later that night, after dinner was over and it was just you and Thomas in your shared bedroom, both of you settling down for the night.
Now Thomas was not completely ignorant to what was going on, he had noticed your morning sickness and other symptoms. Of course he didnât know what it all meant, so he went to his mother for answers. When she mentioned pregnancy his eyes almost fell out of his head, sure he wanted a family of his own but he didnât think it would come so soon.
With all of that information, it still was a surprise when you did tell him the news, it had only been a possibility before, but now it was real and actually happening. He might have a heart attack here and now. Excitement and happiness were rushing through both of you as he pulled you into his arms. Everything was going to be okay.
Luda Mae was over the moon at the news, she had her suspicions and she was damn glad to be right. A new member would be joining them in the next nine months!
Thomas will take any lesson he can from Luda Mae on how to be a good parent, he will do anything he can to make sure his child has a nice life. He knows how hard life can be for some people, and will make sure that nobody hurts his kid or does anything to make them feel less than they are. His child will forever be a star in his eyes.
RZ!Michael Myers:
Michael has thought before of having children, it stemmed from when he went away to the asylum and came to the realization that Boo wouldnât be a baby anymore when he found her again. Maybe he could have a child one day to recreate the feeling that Boo gave him when he was little.
When you and him got together, the thought of children had already passed his mind and seemed impossible. He wouldnât be a good father, growing up he had a horrible father and so far he hasnât seen any other role model for a father figure. But with everything youâve shown him throughout your relationship, maybe his view could change
When you discovered you were pregnant, horror went through you. Michael had never talked about kids before and with his tendencies, you didnât have a single clue about how he felt about kids. You never dared bring it up because you figured heâd be against it. But now it seemed as though you had no choice but to find out how he felt about them now. Hopefully it wonât be too bad right?
Surprisingly enough you were correct in your thoughts. Although he wasnât jumping for joy, he wasnât angry either. He stood there in silence at the news, not knowing how to fully process it. He was going to be a father? A thought that was impossible to him was now happening, did he want it to though?
You were torn when he walked off suddenly, maybe he wasnât as okay with it as you thought. But then again Michael has always been one to think on things by himself, so you let him think on it.
Michael came back later that night, his perspective on it decided. He would try his hand at being a father, maybe he could do it differently than it was done for him. And of course having you as the babyâs mother was a good thing too, he knew you were fit to be a mother and that gave him confidence
Trust that his child will be protected no matter what, nothing will happen to the boogeymanâs kid, anyone hurts them or does anything to make them upset? Thatâs their last move, nobody messes with Michaelâs family.
Otis Driftwood
Otis? A father? Like that would ever happen. Heâd never dare bring a child into this world, he had better things to do than that
He didnât even think about relationships, he was the kind of guy to fuck and the leave them in the dust, dead or alive. But then you came along and had to shake everything up for him. That was a big enough change as is, like hell heâd want another shake up in the form of a kid
Well sucks to suck Otis cause now youâve got a baby on the way. You told Baby and Mama before you told him, and they offered you nothing short of support. It made you feel a bit better about the pregnancy, but even they couldnât sooth your feelings about how Otis would react, they didnât really tell you much different than you already thought
But who knows, maybe heâd have a change of heart when he finds out. You ended up being a little right about that, he wasnât as against it as you or himself originally thought. He was surprised to hear the news to say the least, and he needed time to process it all.Â
He wonât be as happy with it until the baby actually arrives sadly, it takes him that long to fully process that he is a father now. But once that baby does come? Heâs fine to take up that mantle, heâll show his baby the way of the world and shower them with all his creative ideals
The baby will definitely grow up to be creative like him, so be prepared for that. Youâll get plenty of artsy gifts, both macabre and tame. But living with the Fireflys for as long as you have, you see the beauty in the macabre and welcome it the same way they do
All in all, the baby will be loved by the entire family for sure, and it will grow up to be as crazy as them as it grows up. But you and Otis see nothing wrong with that at all
Billy Loomis
Billy is the king of mommy and daddy issues here, so his view on being a father is skewed as well. Heâs both scared of being like his father and failing his kid and scared of you potentially walking out on him and his kid
Now itâs nothing personal against you, itâs just the fears he has because of his own parents. But trust he will love the kid
He would prefer to have a child later in life, so if it happens while heâs still in school itâs going to be very stressful for him. He's got other things to worry about, like school and killing people. He wouldnât want his kid to know he was Ghostface, he might like killing with Stu but that doesnât mean he wants his kid to do the same. He knows that heâs fucked up for killing, and if his kid does the same to him it means theyâre fucked up and he failed them. He wants his kid to live as normal of a life as you two can give them
He might push for an abortion if you two are still in school for those reasons, but you decide to keep it and he supports that decision too. He might be upset for a bit and anxious but he knows he can do it and youâre the mother so you get final say. Heâd never abandon his kid just because heâs in school so you donât have to worry about him walking out on you
Stu would be stoked about it too, be ready for the best babysitter there is, heâs rich so just know youâll never run out of stuff for the baby. Stu is determined to be uncle #1 and be the babyâs favorite person outside of the parents obviously
Billy would be determined to be the best father he can for his child, heâll be there for every game, concert, doctor's appointment, anything the child has heâll be there for it. He doesnât want to make the same mistake his parents made, and thatâs what drives him to do better and better with his family
Stu Macher
Stu is over the moon at the news of being a father, you donât have to worry much about him not wanting to support the kid. Heâs rich and had good parents, he knows what to do. Heâs always been a party goer but he knew eventually heâd wanna settle down, and he wanted that with you
His parents taught him a bit about parenting, but he has no problem picking up parenting books to learn the rest with you. He will happily attend classes with you and help you with anything you need during the pregnancy. Heâll also be your number one cheerleader when youâre in the delivery room, much to your annoyance and joy. It's hard to enjoy it entirely when youâre in labor. Donât worry he expected that too, heâs not hurt by any comments you make, you are about to push out a baby after all
He is willing to give up the mantle of Ghostface for your little one much to Billyâs dismay, but he understands that a child is a big deal so heâs not going to be too angry at Stu. He trusts him not to say a word and rat him out so everythingâs good. Youâre lucky he trusts you too, that had to be earned the second you started dating Stu, so good for you on that front
Stu is a big puppy at heart, he will melt the first time he holds his kid, he will do anything for them and will support them no matter what. If his kid wants to throw a party heâll make sure itâs the best party anyoneâs ever thrown, he totally wants his kid to outdo him, itâll make him so proudÂ
Stu has the capacity to be a great father, you wonât have to worry about him skipping out on anything, he might gag at the dirty diapers but if you need him to change one he absolutely will. Anything for his partner and kiddo.
Dating Wanda Maximoff Headcanons
This will probably be multple parts as I come up with more things, but I just had some ideas for what it would be like to date Wanda. Thereâs no real storyline, just a bunch of headcanons :)Â
Wanda loves cooking breakfast over dinner, she will 100% agree to breakfast for dinner if you ask her nicely.
Wanda is a big small spoon cuddler, from her years of feeling alone, it feels great to have someone hold her, it makes her feel safe
You have to be patient with her, a lot of reassurance is needed after Visionâs death. She doesnât want to lose anyone else so please assure her you arenât going anywhere
If youâre a sucker for small and money saving dates then sheâs your gal. Wanda will always take a nice picnic date in the park or a trip to the nearest beach (depending on where you are)Â
Wanda loves her children more than anything, so some dates may include them, but theyâre very nice and well behaved so itâs hard not to love them. Plus it can be very cheap to take them to the local community theater to see the latest kids movie thatâs come out
She loves any style you may have, she adores the darker colored clothes just as much as the lighter colors, sheâs swung both ways in fashion so sheâs developed a love of lots of styles
Hand holding is a must, your hand fits perfectly in hers, she loves to intertwine her fingers with yours as you grocery shop, drive, cuddle, and any other time she can get to hold your hand
Most disagreements and arguments arenât very loud or filled with anger, sheâs learned to handle her anger and talk through any disputes with maturity and a level head, so arguing with her isnât very stressful. Most of the time, a solution to the problem is found quickly and efficientlyÂ
Wanda has been through a lot in her life, so some things are harder than others for her. She might have days where her past clouds her mind and itâs hard to make go away, but if youâre there for her and hold her hand through the bad memories, it makes everything okay for her. Sheâs a tough woman, but she still sometimes needs a shoulder to cry on too
All in all, dating Wanda is a wonderful experience, sheâll shower you with love and affection and all the support youâd need. There might be some bumps and bad days but the good times make all of it worth it
A Stormy Day
Itâs been so long since Iâve written anything on here! I thought Iâd use my other tumblr for my writing but Iâve just stayed logged into this one so Iâll post it here! This is the first time Iâve written for Otis and I know Iâm probably a bit rusty since I havenât written anything in so long but I hope you guys like it! I just thought this idea would be cute, sorry if he is a bit out of character I tried my best <3
The rain beat down on the window as the wind roared outside, lighting flooding the sky followed by the deafening boom of thunder. You and Otis are piled up on the couch watching the tv while you still could before the power inevitably cuts out, his arm around your shoulders and your head in his chest. Baby was on the other couch, all sprawled out as she payed attention to the tv as well, her feet swinging along the edge of the couch.
âI swear, we ainât had no storm this bad for years, I can barely hear this damn show over the thunder,â Otis grumbles.
âOh it ainât that bad Otis!â Baby teases, âat least you get to cuddle up with your honey and watch it all pour down out there. Itâs better than watchin whatever shit this is on tv.â
You chuckled at her words and reverted your attention back to the tv, truth be told youâd been very excited for this storm to hit because it meant nobody was gonna get anything done today and you could spend more time with Otis. He had been so busy over the last couple of days prepping for Halloween youâd almost forgotten what his face looked like since youâd seen so little of him. Okay maybe that was an exaggeration but you still missed spending time with him, especially around this time of the year.
Baby had helped you decorate the house for Halloween, boxes upon boxes that were piled up in the attic filled with decorations were now strewn out along the living room and kitchen, some still half full and others completely empty and needing to be put back. Luckily though, when the storm hit, you got the luxury of being able to just hang out with Otis and the family since most of the work needing to be done was outside of the house.Â
âIâm glad we finally get to take a bit of a break, weâve been up to our asses in Halloween decorations and hung up body parts that weâve barely had any time to spend with one another. So I have to thank the rain for slowing us down,â you piped up, turning to look at Otis.
He gave you a grin and leaned down to kiss your forehead, âyeah course youâd say that, I know you been goinâ crazy not seein your favorite person that much huh darlin?âÂ
A blush spread on your cheeks, âwell when you put it like that..â
Baby put her finger in her mouth and faked a gag, âget a room you two, nobody needs to see yâall be all gushy and stuff.â Otis glared at her and she giggled, getting up to put some boxes away before getting a drink.
âMaybe sheâs right, thereâs always other ways to pass the time other than watchin tv,â Otis gave you a sly grin and you knew exactly what he meant.
Before he could say anything else, the tv was turned off and you were pulling his arm, dragging him up the stairs to his room. He was right, there are other ways to pass the time, and you had the best idea for a way to wait out the storm.
NEW MASTERLIST
This is going to be a new masterlist for any new writing on my page! And it will take the place of the old masterlist because I really wanna start fresh with my writing. Iâll probably mainly be doing horror writing but Iâm not sure quite yet!
*- Smut
Marvel:
Wanda Maximoff:
Dating Wanda Maximoff HeadcanonsÂ
Horror:
Otis Driftwood:
A Stormy Day
Slashers Getting You Pregnant
Billy Loomis:
Slashers Getting You Pregnant
Stu Macher:
Slashers Getting You Pregnant
Thomas Hewitt:
Slashers Getting You Pregnant
RZ!Michael Myers:
Slashers Getting You Pregnant
i love you mango i love you peaches i love you raspberries i love you strawberries i love you pineapple
oh hey it rendered
Doctor Strange: âkick that witchâs assâ
America Chavez to Wanda:
How The Ghostface Began: A Look Into The Life of Billy Loomis
This isn't finished, but this is a fictional piece looking into the life of Billy though his eyes. Not sure if I ever want to eventually turn it into an reader insert but so far this is just the beginning of Billy's story. Courtesy of my alter Billy, who holds the memories of his movie counterpart and agreed to help me write this. I want to write more horror based fiction along with writing fanfic of some of my favorite slashers. It'll probably be more Billy and Stu centric but we'll see.
Hey guys! This is my other tumblr for horror writing! Go check it out â€ïž
Iâve got a new tumblr! Iâve decided to put this one to rest for a little bit because itâs seen so much shit and it reminds me of a lot. If you want to, go follow my new tumblr @flickoffthelights
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