[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[fan-ofmanythings-yuri]

Painted version of this drawing!

'Cause i couldn't resist! sorry if you see it twice!

[darlingofdots]

people who definitely know that Hollander and/or Rozanov have A Thing With A Man (of variably certain identity):

various dentists

hotel housekeeping staff

the kid who works late shifts at the drugstore where Ilya buys condoms (often) and lube (less often)

cleaners and laundry service employees

a kid on vacation with his parents in Vegas bored out of his mind because he's 14 and not allowed in the bars or casinos at their hotel and he's really hitting the grumpy teenager phase so he's pissed at his parents because he wanted to go birdwatching in the desert and instead he's on the hotel roof at night pointing his sick-ass binoculars (which he bought himself with money he earned by mowing their neighbours' lawns for a year) at the surrounding buildings and oh look there's two people making out on that rooftop terrace—wait, isn't that the guy from the Rolex ads?

Janice at the grocery store closest to the Hollander cottages who knows damn well that "David's boy" doesn't eat Nutella

the Voyageurs' nutritionist knows Hollander is fucking someone working for the Bears because he might not log it as sex but even Hollander doesn't actually do extra cardio after a game

employee at an airport phone repair kiosk in Chicago who was checking Ilya’s battery specs when "Jane" texted him "If I win you suck my dick first"

one of the parents at Game Changers Hockey Camp who is a couple's counsellor and a bit too good at her job

Gerry (78) three doors down from the Hollanders who has lived in his house since he was born and has made it his solemn duty to know everything that goes on in his neighbourhood

the owner of the bespoke jeweller's shop once Shane Hollander purchases the second ring, which is identical to the first, and a plain gold chain

the apprentice of the bespoke jeweller's shop a week before that when he recognises the ring he watched his boss make for Shane Hollander sitting on Ilya Rozanov's bare chest in a post-game interview on TV

[the-lord-of-flies]

my super extreme nsfw piece of art

[nejlepsi-ceska]

Madla a Ťap - iVysílání | Česká televize

O přátelství loveckého psa a malého opuštěného mláděte rysa ostrovida.

Vydrýsek - iVysílání | Česká televize

První rok života vydry říční, malé šelmičky s heboučkým kožíškem.

Méďové na cestách - iVysílání | Česká televize

Václav Chaloupek putuje s malými medvíďaty Agátou a Martinem po zajímavých místech naší vlasti.

Bráškové - iVysílání | Česká televize

Příběhy dvou malých štěňat, ze kterých se posléze „vyklubou“ vlčata Flíček a Žolík, nás zavedou do krásných českých lesů, ale krátce i do ji

Méďové - iVysílání | Česká televize

Zvířecí Večerníček Václava Chaloupky o medvíďatech Vojtovi, Kubovi a Matějovi.

[redstonedust]

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.

[paradigm-adrift]

I accidentally did a Wikipedia binge about 1st wave feminism and fashion and stumbled upon the 1890s bicycle suit. Do people know about this? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? This is dope as hell.

It's old-fashioned. It's modern. It's butch. It's femme. It's snazzy. It's practical.

Wikipedia talks about the bloomers and the leg-o-mutton sleeves, but I'm also noticing a lot of these outfits have absolute supervillain lapels, which I also like a lot.

[squeeful]

please credit angela clayton for her photo/outfit

the suits have giant lapels because that was the fashion of the time, even outside of the bicycling suit. they go with the giant sleeves and full skirt/pants to make the waist look tiny. you see them on women's jackets of the time worn with skirts. there was a general menswear inspired look that had been trending since the 1880s. there were two major subgroups of western women's fashion going concurrently: menswear inspired tailormades, and really INTENSELY feminine dresses; so you'll also see fluffy ruffled explosions of chiffon and bows in fashion plates.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

[trollkatt]

Big Jack

Pet Foolery, #93

[cuppydogshane]

commissioner crowell to the cens You and your dreadful little polycule havent seen the last of me

[urie]

shane in sochi

[angel-mistakes]

Marleau coming out to Ilya as bisexual and tells him his celeb crush is Shane Hollander. Ilya experiences the nine circles of hell all at once in the following months, esp when Marleau goes into detail on how he would "hit that" (Bonus: Maybe Marley meets Shane and gets a "gay vibe" and tells Ilya he thinks he's gonna try and make a move. Ilya nearly pops a blood vessel)

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s Shane Hollander talking about ilya being cancelled on twitter every 2-3 business days

[never-obsolete]

PC Mag - November 1999 Throw Out Your Software

[pavelow]

Hmmm

[yan-town]

[kirstenga]

In honour of having finally finished 60 Nights in Vegas and 1 Night in Vegas I have collected a small sample of some of the comments that made me laugh the most.

[pookieshane]

Endless gifs of Shane Hollander 18/∞