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The Lion's Mane

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blond-shell

"Since I've been here, I've learned many wonderful things. Most importantly, I've learned about friendship and loyalty and trust. And that those are not things that are just given, but things we must earn. So I want to thank Carter Mason for teaching me these things. And for being my friend." –PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM (2009)

animentality

multi-fandom-imagine

That Odyssey movie actually pissed me off.

Like they actually butchered Odysseus, the whole point of the whole scene with him and Polyphemus is him showing how clever he is.

Odysseus isn't stupid, he's smart but it's his hubris that's his down fall.

That's the whole point of his story.

And don't even get me started on that fucking fight scene with the suitors.

Odysseus dressed as a beggar, he heard the plan on what they were going to do.

They all didn't just fucking attack him, Odysseus shot out all the torches and removed his clothes because he knew they would hear him.

Odysseus picked them off one by one.

Idk, it sucks seeing one of your favorite characters get butchered by a guy saying he knows the source material when he clearly doesn't.

I didn't see Odysseus, I saw fuck ass Matt Damon.

Fuck ass movie made him look like a meat head instead of intelligent 🙄 and that whole scene with Circi...ugh just fuck that movie.

( note you can like it, I don't )

diotimas

zero stars for nolan because odysseus, on his journey home to ithaca, was NOT visited by a ghost that tells him that once he reaches his home, once he slays all his enemies and sets his house in order he must do one last thing before he can rest. the ghost does NOT tell him to pick up an oar, walk inland, keep walking, until somebody mistakes that oar for a shovel. for that would be the place that no man has ever been troubled by the sea. and that's where he'd find peace.

academic-vampire

𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔢

glarvelgirl01

tricking your parents into thinking you’re on your phone, when you’re really just reading fanfiction

scarlets-widow

I’M NOT PLAYING ON MY PHONE I’M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

the odyssey was….…terrible and as an ancient greek/roman history nut was very disappointed, i was literally getting ready for this to be my new obsession for the next 3 months.

#the odyssey #movies #my thots

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

kidovna

happy 7/7 byler day!

spiralfucker

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

frailbug

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way