❝ hey can’t blame ya there, pie’s the best. well, close to. ❞ he grinned, raising a brow at her suggestion. ❝ you really inviting me to spend thanksgiving with you, baby? that’s a true honour but won’t your family be there? don’t want any awkward assumptions, y’know ❞
❝ my family won’t care. i mean, it’ll be full of step-siblings and aunts we never see. who are they to think you’re not a misplaced relative? ❞ her family was large, and loud, and crazy. they had barely taken notice of her bringing home strays before. ❝ besides, i feed half the police department on thanksgiving, so people just come and go all day. ❞
they make a small snort-like laugh as they shake their head. ❝ you seriously go to all that trouble for this shit? don’t think i’ve ever had a thanksgiving that was this well prepared. my family was more of ‘let’s buy this shit last minute then row at the table so it all gets chucked’ sorta thing… ❞
❝ there’s a possibility that it’s just an excuse to make a lot of pie. ❞ she says, shrugging her shoulders. ❝ i’m not really a last-minute-throw-shit-together kind of person. i like a game plan. otherwise, i’m way too frazzled. you’re welcome to come chow down on pie this year instead of bracing for world war three. ❞
“you sure? i distinctly remember little fuckin’ turkey dudes made out of candy corn for thanksgiving when i was a kid. i thought it was more of a fall thing than just halloween.”
❝ november is all about pie. ❞ she says with complete conviction. ❝ i got enough of those little, individual packs of candy corn as a kid to forever deem them a halloween candy. ❞
“i feel that, i guess i never really thought about how convincing of an argument mashed potatoes is.” arty replied with a chuckle in return. “plus i’m not sure i have more fun throughout the year than hunting down the turkey too.”
❝ i’d argue that mashed potatoes are the only argument for thanksgiving, when you could easily jump into making christmas cookies. ❞ she’s given the entire timeline of the holidays and the foods that go along with it good thought. ❝ you hunt the turkey down yourself? ❞
He smiled, a wave of relief in having found someone with similar feelings washing over him. “I completely agree. A holiday about being with the people you love and thanking God for his blessings; something I can absolutely get behind.”
❝ and, there’s pie. so even when my grandmother starts in on why i’m not married, with two point five kids, at least there’s pie. ❞ she teases with a shrug.
❝ why you gotta start planning? it’s ages away and it’s food. not exactly hard, baby. ❞
❝ it takes planning if you want to deep-fry a turkey the right way. i’ll have to order all that equipment. i like to make pies in the weeks leading up to thanksgiving, too, just to decide which crusts to use for which pies. it can really make all the difference. ❞
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DIALOGUE/SENTENCES
VICTIM → VICTIM
❝ It made me remember the dream I had last night. ❞
❝ I dreamed about this guy [ player insert ]. ❞
❝ You dreamed about the same creep I did. ❞
❝ What’d he look like? You get a look at him? ❞
❝ Well then how can you say somebody else was there? ❞
❝ You could just see the cuts happening, all at once. ❞
❝ What do you mean all at once? ❞
❝ I probably could’ve saved her if I’d moved sooner. ❞
❝ There was this guy who had knives for fingers. ❞
❝ You’ll feel better as soon as you sleep. ❞
❝ You better tell me, cause now he’s after me! ❞
❝ Feel better?! You call this feeling better? ❞
❝ Avoid everything happening to me by just getting good and loaded. ❞
❝ He can’t get you because mommy killed him. ❞
❝ I take back every bit of energy I ever gave you. ❞
❝ Do you have any idea what that means? ❞
❝ She’s already fucked up, so leave her alone. ❞
❝ What? What are you talking about? ❞
❝ Just don’t fall asleep. If you die in your dreams, you die for real. ❞
❝ You think you can bring the dead back to life? ❞
❝ He brought us here so we could remember what he did to us. ❞
❝ I want you to go straight up to bed, okay? ❞❝ He’s not after us because we lied - He’s after us because we told the truth. ❞
❝ You know what they say, kemosabe, in Hell, everybody loves popcorn. ❞
❝ We’re gonna be in here a long time. ❞
❝ There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think about that night. ❞
❝ Where did you hear that? ❞
❝ So what did you do? Did you call the police? ❞
❝ I’m gonna teach you something. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you. ❞
❝ You know, all in all, you’ve had a pretty good run. ❞
❝ You must’ve known it all had to end somewhere - might as well be now. ❞
❝ Next time, we go someplace else. ❞
❝ This is crazy, sitting here and waiting to be attacked. ❞
❝ I told you already, I don’t why they let me go! They just did. ❞
❝ Sometimes I can still see their face whenever I close my eyes. ❞
❝ Grab anything that might make a good weapon. ❞
❝ Somebody should make a run for the car. ❞
❝ No, no, no! We can’t go out there! ❞
❝ Come on, it’s the only way. ❞
❝ Whoever’s the fastest runner, who is that? ❞
VICTIM → VILLAIN
❝ You’re not real… You’re not real! You’re not real! ❞
❝ Feel better?! You call this feeling better? ❞
❝ She’s already fucked up, so leave her alone! ❞
❝ You chased him, you cornered him, and you burned him. ❞
❝ How did you know he was guilty? You killed an innocent man. ❞
❝ Um?… Sorry… Won’t happen again, okay? ❞
❝ Now that you have me; what game do you want to play next? ❞
❝ Ooh, sounds fun, but it’s a little fast for me. ❞
❝ You know, all in all, you’ve had a pretty good run. ❞
❝ Please! No! Please!! Don’t do this to me! Please! ❞
❝ Why are you doing this to me? Please! Just let me go! ❞
❝ Please, if you let me go, I won’t tell anybody about this! ❞
❝ This is the part where things are switched up in your routines, victim kills the killer. ❞
❝ Why kill me? You can use me as ransom, my family loves me and has money! ❞
❝ Oh, god, oh no!! Please someone help me! HELP ME! ❞
❝ No, this isn’t real! NO, this isn’t happening to me! no, no, no, please. ❞
❝ Oh, what’s the matter? surprised to see i made it out of your little death trap? ❞
❝ You’ll never get away with this! You hear me?! You’ll never get away with it! ❞
❝ You’re sick! Stop laughing! Stop laughing, you sick son of a bitch! ❞
❝ When i get out of here, I’m going to run but I’ll be back for you, just wait. ❞
❝ What — what are you doing? What are you going to do with that? ❞
❝ Please, listen to me!! You have the wrong person! ❞
❝ Oh god, you’re the killer everyone has been talking about! Please, don’t hurt me! ❞
❝ How were we supposed to know you were really good at killing people? ❞
VILLAIN → VILLAIN
❝ Knives? That’s amazing, you saying that. ❞
❝ It made me remember the dream I had last night. ❞
❝ What’d he look like? You get a look at him? ❞
❝ Feel better?! You call this feeling better? ❞
❝ Avoid everything happening to me by just getting good and loaded. ❞
❝ We poured gasoline all over the place, then left a trail of it out the door. ❞
❝ He can’t get you because mommy killed him. ❞
❝ You think you was gonna get away from me? ❞
❝ every killer for himself, huh? it’s a dog eat dog world, huh? ❞
❝ you know what they say, once a killer, always a killer. ❞
❝ Do you have any idea what that means? ❞
❝ I’m going to count to ten and when i’m finished, you’ll be dead. ❞
❝ Scream all you want! No one will hear you down here!! ❞
❝ Whoa wait, don’t do that! You don’t want your DNA in here man! ❞
❝ Whoo! Yeah! Scream all you want! I’ll scream with you! Mighty good time, yeah! ❞
❝ What? What are you talking about? ❞
❝ Why are you screaming when I haven’t even cut you yet? ❞
❝ You think you can turn back time? Answer me! ❞
❝ Why would you lie to me? Stop lying to me! ❞
❝ You know what they say, kemosabe, in Hell, everybody loves popcorn. ❞
❝ I ain’t no fucking clown. ❞
❝ Grab anything that might make a good weapon. ❞
❝ I’m gonna teach you something. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you. ❞
❝ I say we hunt these freaks down and slit their fucking throats. ❞
❝ You know, all in all, you’ve had a pretty good run. ❞
❝ What exactly is the protocol if we have a survivor? ❞
❝ Smell that? I think they’re already pissing in their pants. ❞
❝ So that means you killed half a man. ❞
❝ Look what the fucking cat dragged in! ❞
❝ Is it hunting time now? ❞
❝ Long night? You’re covered in blood. ❞
❝ Wait, you went out and killed someone? Without me? ❞
❝ As much as i enjoy you covered in blood, let’s get you cleaned up, in the shower. ❞
❝ I’m just saying, maybe we should take some time off from killing. ❞
❝ I just don’t want you out so much with the police cracking down and all. ❞
❝ You can’t keep killing, at least not without me around, to protect you. ❞
❝ If we keep doing this at this rate we’ll be as dead as our victims. ❞
❝ Help me lift them, they’re heavy!! ❞
❝ Oh, brother, we really did a number on this one. I’m not cleaning it up. ❞
❝ You’re cleaning this one up, I cleaned up the last one. ❞❝ Here, finish them off, you look better doing it. I like to watch. ❞
❝ I’ll clean it up later. Just like the rest of this fucking mess! ❞
❝ How were we supposed to know you were really good at killing people? ❞
❝ I’m gonna kill your whole fucking family. ❞
❝ Maybe he had a divine moment when his brains hit the floor. ❞
VILLAIN → VICTIM
❝ We weren’t hunting, we were protecting you! ❞
❝ You’ll understand how it feels to never fail to protect them. ❞
❝ You know what they say, kemosabe, in Hell, everybody loves popcorn. ❞
❝ Oh, don’t you cry! I’ve killed a million times before. ❞
❝ Did you know…that after the heart stops beating, the brain keeps functioning for over 7 minutes? ❞
❝ I ain’t no fucking clown. ❞
❝ Ooh, sounds fun, but it’s a little fast for me. ❞
❝ I’m your boyfriend now, ______. ❞
❝ It hurts, doesn’t it? That’s because you’re in my world now, bitch! ❞
❝ I had to keep you awake long enough so when you finally slept, you’d never wake up again. ❞
❝ We’re gonna be in here a long time. ❞
❝ I’m gonna teach you something. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you. ❞
❝ Do you really think I give a fuck? ❞
❝ what’s the pointing in kidnapping if you aren’t going to do any killing? ❞
❝ i usually like to get to know my victims a little before i kill them. ❞
❝ I’m not crazy; I’m in control! ❞
❝ I’m not here to brighten your dismal day; I am here to end your miserable life. ❞
❝ You may think this is a one time thing but I promise, I will kill again. ❞
❝ Come out, come out, wherever you are! You can’t hide from me forever! ❞
❝ there’s no turning back now! there’s no one coming for you, except for me! ❞
❝ You know, all in all, you’ve had a pretty good run. ❞
❝ You must’ve known it all had to end somewhere - might as well be now. ❞
❝ You can all count yourselves lucky you got fucked by the best! ❞
❝ In exactly one hundred and twenty seconds, we shall begin. ❞
❝ All you have to do is survive twelve hours. ❞
❝ What I do? Unfortunately for you, I do real well! ❞
❝ I am certainly not here to elicit an amused response. ❞
❝ Murder school is now in session. ❞
❝ you know what they say, once a killer, always a killer. ❞
❝ I am here to end your miserable fucking life. ❞
❝ I’m sending you straight to the fucking pearly gates with a first class ticket. ❞
❝ I came to get down and dirty. Oh yeah. ❞
❝ Look what the fucking cat dragged in! ❞
❝ Death has come to sing it’s quite song, run and hide for it won’t belong! ❞
❝ Is it hunting time now? ❞
❝ I guess I should really put you out of your misery. ❞
❝ You can run but you can’t hide! I’m going to find you and kill you! ❞
❝ See, I’ve stalked you for sometime before finally snatching you up! ❞
❝ I didn’t want to kill you when I brought you here, but now, I have no choice! ❞
❝ I’m gonna kill your whole fucking family. ❞
❝ I want you to see what happens to heroes… ❞
GENERAL
❝ I didn’t want you to remember! I wanted you to forget! ❞
❝ I didn’t want to remember! I wanted to forget! ❞
❝ They’re…they’re repressed memories, from a terrible, terrible time. ❞
❝ There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think about that night. ❞
❝ You said that… You said that we didn’t know each other. ❞
❝ Don’t pretend you don’t know, because you do. ❞
❝ Your mind was just playing tricks on you. ❞
❝ He kept repeating it over and over again.. ❞
❝ I’m gonna teach you something. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you. ❞
❝ There’s only four things you need to know about this career. ❞
❝ Do you really think I give a fuck? ❞
❝ I always thought I’d appear rather pretentious with a pipe. ❞
❝ You know, all in all, you’ve had a pretty good run. ❞
❝ You diggin’ what you see, pops? ❞
❝ I mean no disrespect, but was not the question. ❞
❝ See you later, Popeye! I’m gonna go get me some spinach. ❞
❝ I don’t wanna be here! They make me be here! ❞
❝ You and me, we’re the same! We’re the same! ❞
❝ What the fuck is going on? Do you see anything? ❞
“oh, it’s possible, trust me,” he teases. “i’ll be right back,” he says, heading off to the room where all the computer connections are. he spends a few minutes in there figuring out and fixing the problem before he walks back out and lets the supervisor know. his next stop is in front of scarlet’s monitors again, leaning against the half wall and giving her a smile. “all better. you guys can shop for shoes or whatever it is that you do all day in here,” he winks. another tease. he knows they work hard.
her mouth hangs open at his response. there’s no way she could have broken the entire internet. that’s just crazy. ❝ shop for shoes? ❞ she asks, raising an eyebrow. ❝ no, darling, we’re saving lives around here. you wouldn’t even know what to do if it weren’t for us. neither would any of the parents i’ve had to talk through the heimlich and cpr. ❞ she jokes back. lifting a hand to rest on his forearm.
noah nods, smiling, though it quickly faded. “my father didn’t teach me that imaginary men were breaking into my house to leave me gifts. i was lucky if i got a pile a’ shit for christmas,” he said nonchalantly. “what about you?” he said, quickly changing the subject. “believe in santa claus, sweetheart?”
❝ of course. i was a normal child. ❞ she says, shrugging her shoulders. ❝ i wasn’t born a cynical wall of muscle, like it seems you were. ❞ she stops for a moment. ❝ you just came out of the womb with a six pack and the need to tell little children not to believe in anything, huh? ❞
noah shrugs and shakes his head. “aww. isn’t that sweet of you. bet you made that little guy’s day,” he says with a fake smile. “you always that nice to the assholes that call in?”
❝ he couldn’t have been more than four. he’s not an asshole, he just doesn’t know. ❞ she says, rolling her eyes. ❝ you were four once, i’m sure you believed lots of things that you don’t now. ❞
“that kid sounds like a dumbass to me. never understood the whole santa claus thing. a man who breaks in and leaves gifts? that ain’t how breaking and entering works, sweetheart. Didya tell ‘em that?”
❝ why would i break a child’s heart this close to christmas? it’s just a fun superstition. ❞ she says, eyebrow raising upward. ❝ i did tell him that we don’t have santa’s number and that he should tell his mommy next time, though. ❞
