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21 | pansexual | he/they | the church has taken over

[cow-kitty]

girlthing as a word is so fucking gender. like "this... thing. i don't know. but whatever it is, i'm pretty sure she's a girl"

[sapphling]

holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her

[sapphling]

science tells us that this, too, is yuri

[corpsemo]

Hearse bumper sticker

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[dotsz]

art takes so long and its so tiring but if i dont make art for the rest of my life ill die

[neenarchive]

if i can't play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

[neenarchive]

[cat-cosplay]

Every time

[ot3]

pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though

[snake-boat]

dude trying to bargain their way onto noah's ark

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[awawandroid]

[bewbin]

the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE

me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-

*flames engulf me completely*

[bunnywithgender]

you deserve to be lit on fire, dragon is a caragory word, wyverns are a type of dragon

[bewbin]

*my jaw bone slowly falls off my charred skeleton with good comedic timing*

[mutant-distraction]

Charlie the goat, who played Black Phillip in The Witch, was so terrifying and frustrating on set that now he is not allowed to work in show business and lives on a farm in North Carolina.

[barbiesplasticsurgeons]

king!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[voidedlight]

[mushroomidentifierbot]

Just so everyone is aware:

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ONLY BUY BOOKS FROM REPUTABLE SOURCES AND AT THIS POINT THAT MEANS ASKING EXPERIENCED PEOPLE WHAT BOOKS THEY USE.

Mushrooms are fun, amazing organisms. Enjoy safely.

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