I miss jason’s insane little schemes. He should get back into his schemes.
Doesn’t vandal savage own wayne manor at the moment? Jason should trick him into selling it to him and then rent it back to Bruce simply to be petty.
He should convince the clown authorities (the people who run clown school, set clown code, oversee the clown make up egg system) to put a hit out on Joker at Deathstroke prices.
He should run for mayor. As Bruce Wayne’s long lost son who has been in witness protecting This Whole Time.
He should kidnap a bunch of Gotham’s most crooked cops, dump them on an island and tell them only the survivor will be allowed to leave. Afterwards he’s just like ‘i don’t know man, they just started killing each other, it’s a beautiful paradise island, what’s wrong with them?’
He should become a union rep and talk Arkham’s staff into striking.
When his family have had enough and are getting too suspicious he should get really into fibre arts. Really elaborate crochet patterns that they are convinced are some kind of code system and he’s systematically distributing it across certain parts of Gotham to certain criminals, who all happen to have worked for riddler at some point in the past but they all went to the same elementary school and have middle names starting with S.
None of it means anything, he’s just filling time.
He should secretly go to law school then bring a case against Bruce Wayne for the cover up of the murder of one Jason Todd, proposing that the famed philanthropist was in fact covering for the joker.
He should build a fleet of blimps and market them as Gotham’s new ride share system, uber but with dirigibles, partly to keep batman on his toes when he’s hiding on rooftops and partly to help modernise Gotham’s public transport situation.
Jason should make is so no/fewer driveways connect through the highway and move the highway so it goes around but not through the city(but he make dastardly villain speeches about it. throw in a few roundabouts. Keep children off the streets? How about making the streets safe for children!! A non drug and alcahol related third place on everyblock!
He should take over the underworld when he hears the justice league needs to contact them for help just so he can be summoned eating a sandwich pretending everything is normal and this is so unexpected no I don't know how this happened why don't you tell me? You need some leageons to defend the earth? I could spare a few I suppose.
Jason Todd King of the Underworld is an AU I didn’t know I needed.
