Permit Crab not Hermit Crab

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife just said she sees the entirety of who I am, and there's nothing that could ever stop her loving me.

[pettycentral]

[menpale]

[twitterlols]

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alisonzai]

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

[welcometothe1jungle-deactivated]

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

[yekaterinabridge-deactivated201]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[puniper]

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

[wuffleton]

I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

[n0ts0straight]

This girl at the liquor store just said “my liver can handle what my heart can’t” and if that’s not the fuckin mood idk what is

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[just-mythyk]

educational and salty. i like it.