^_^

[scenekid2008]

a gay man: id fuck christina aguilera ca 2004

[sleezesista]

[unclefather]

[scenekid2008]

im recreating my ass

[kozacy]

[scenekid2008]

u guys still active

[paridise]

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

[cinnabongene]

“i’ll never be a real adult” i say as i work 40 hours a week at a stuffy office job, come home and spend the evening cooking and cleaning before relaxing on the couch with the 2019 ikea catalogue

[cinnabongene]

hold the fuck up y’all

there are lesbians in the 2019 ikea catalogue

[kozacy]

paramedic: how many fingers

me waking up from an overdose:

[candycoatedplastic]

[theweirdwideweb]

[contac]

[dirtylittledamsel]

facebook: it’s so and so’s birthday today! let her know you’re thinking of her :)

me:

[ladvsgaga]

THE SHEET GHOST IS A CLASSIC I’m just being timeless

[ladygagadaily]

I C O N I C

[scenekid2008]

“how do gays pick up strangers?”

me:

[haruhicubewars]

youre at the club and this guy slaps your girls ass wyd

[foothive-deactivated20170802]