Checo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Max, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Checo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Max, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Checo: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Max: What's that?
Checo: You've never had leftovers???
Max: No, because I'm not a quitter.
*after almost losing the imola GP*
Max: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Charles: Iâm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually shouldâve taken away.
Max: Death isnât real, and Iâm basically God.
Charles: Okay, truth or dare?
Max: Truth
Charles: How many hours have you slept this week?
Max:
Max: ...Dare
Charles: Go to bed.
Max: I donât like this game.
Lando: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Oscar, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Lando:
Lando: fsh
Charles: WHATâS YOUR TYPE
Lewis: Anything, honestly, but blondes especially
Charles, desperately, as Lewis bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Lewis: Oh! B positive.
Charles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Lewis:
Carlos: Thatâs one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Lando: You would eat yourself?
Carlos: I wouldnât even question it.
Checo: In your opinion, whatâs the height of stupidity?
Max: *turning to Esteban* How tall are you?
Max: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Checo: Not if they consent to it.
Yuki : Depends who youâre stabbing.
Liam: YES?!?
Checo: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Max: Put spaghetti in it.
Checo: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Yuki : Put spaghetti in it.
Checo: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Liam: Put spaghetti in it.
Checo: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Max, Checo, and Charles are sitting on a bench
Carlos: Why do you guys look so sad?
Max: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Carlos sits down*
Checo: The bench is freshly painted.
Checo: I told Max his ears flush when he lies.
Charles: Why?
Checo: Look.
Checo: Hey Max! Do you love me?
Max, covering his ears: No.
Charles:
Charles: Hey, Max? Can I get some dating advice?
Max: Just because Iâm with Checo doesnât mean I know how I did it.
Checo: How petty can you get?
Max: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.