♡Milk Chip Connoisseur♡

26 | she/her | Gacha masochist | Pocket Frogs Sugar Mommy | Ryza Brainrot | Ask me about FFXIV

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my name is untitled document

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Same energy

[clayinla]

I’m glad he clarified tbh

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[mytearsrricochet]

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

[thatfunnymeme]

[halflifegifs]

Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

[spooks-burgerton]

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds

[mjalti]

i’m always so surprised  by the decor of random mcdonalds??

in new york?

in hungary??

in dc??

[goldennectar-deactivated2020042]

dc even got the clown and everything

[twerklina]

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[cursedcatimages]

[heartsfemme]

women are… like pasta

[heartsfemme]

i love eating both

[agentintellect]

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[anxiousfrenchfry]

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

I love this game so much

[mytrainline]

[memecage]

It do be like that.

[paulthebukkit]

when you see a dog and you know youre gonna pet the shit out of it