ilya rozanov is a weird guy. @schenokpuck - Tumblr Blog

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

#me spending several weeks drafting elaborate scenarios in my head where steve o fuck got torn apart by wolves etc etc #and then watching him be ousted at the end of the season #dont let your dreams be dreams

gaynehollander

My Shane does not keep the Rookie of the Year trophy in the trophy room. He keeps that shit on the mantle in the living room. Is it gouache? Maybe. But it allows him to rub his husband's face in it way more often than if it was locked away with the rest of their accolades.

gaynehollander

Ilya used to move it to the trophy room every time it migrated back to the mantle but they've now come to a stalemate where, right next to the trophy, there is a framed picture from their draft night; Ilya beaming, holding up one finger, while Shane has a pained smile that barely masks a grimace, reluctantly holding up two.

#hollanov mantle lineup #one(1) leftover electric candle from the proposal (they donated the rest bc we do not need to keep 600 electric candles ilya fucks sake)#slightly blurry wedding first kiss pic #david and yuna w babyshane #anya on her back asleep #rookie of the year trophy #draft day pic #irina and babyilya pic #smiling laughing ccm promoshoot xmas present pic #and then the stupid fucking box at the end that holds their lube packets

martynday

Week 4 of @shanesummerfest and the theme is...

Pre Lilya's #mywife era. They're still riding that high after Lilya dropped the girlfriend word in front of Shane's parents. They're girlfriends and they love each other so much and the cottage is theirs and only theirs:)

#WORKKKKK

themoonandmyman

my wish won’t be granted but more than anything I need Ilya to have a tiny purse dog. the difference in size would amuse me

#he's going to the shelter to get anya a sibling he already had his eye on someone from their website #and then he shows up and sees a fucked up little senior thingy with big bug eyes and is like well. okay.#this is the dog i will be walking out of here with

anyataylorjoys

Shane in Heated Rivalry (2025) vs Ilya in Heated Rivalry (2019)

#IN ITTTTTTTTTTTT

boitterfly

"eric didnt even know if rozanov had a girlfriend" well thats the question of the year isn't it.

#answer: no. but shane does :)#you cant tell by the way im essentially doing live reactions but this is my third time reading this book.#i cant believe it took me this long to realize this

i loveeeee the beginning of common goal sm bc the first two scenes in the entire book that take place during games are vs montreal and then ottawa and include eric getting scored on nastystyle by shane and losing the whole game and then blocking ilya's shot, an action which spurs an ilya chirp (you are a hundred years old i could hear your bones creak) that eric responds to with "that's not what your girlfriend said" which makes ilya laugh and go "i'll have to ask her about it". the 'her' in question of course being shane, the elite forward who kicked erics ass so bad that the admirals coach pulled eric from the game a few nights ago. like yeah. ilya will ask. don't even worry abt it.

#makes me LAUGHHHH #esp bc like. we know that montreal wins the cup this year.#reading the book whole time im going #wow hes gonna retire during a year where the admirals are getting their asses beat by shane the entire season. soawesome myshane :)#anyway #heated rivalry #game changer series

snowtamale

It's fun to go back and watch games from this past season because sometimes I stumble on moments like the bench reaction to Nicole Gosling's first PWHL goal

#weeping wailing etc

thisfeebleheart

Let me show you how to do this good.

#what always gets me is the like. hand grabbing.#shane keeping contact on ilyas arm and wrist as he changes positions letting it slide out of his grip and then immediately #finding his wrist again once ilyas arm is under his leg #grabbing his other wrist as ilya palms his boob #ilya rubbing his thumb on shanes thigh as he blows him #pointing and laughing YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKEDDD

we-rule-the-kingdom-inside

boston fleet generational fumble for not promoting stefanie mckeough to head coach. like I'd be pissed getting passed over for an external man hire and move out west too lol. I'm just glad someone saw her potential

laurastaceysclosepersonalfriend

Okay but like not to beat the point to death but Laura Stacey really is that girl

She’s the great-granddaughter of a legendary hockey player, she bounced back and made the national team after breaking both her wrists in college, she lost gold at the Olympics and started a charity about it, she married another legendary hockey player that she fell in love with when they saw a shooting star that no one else did when they were skinny dipping with their team, they won gold at the Olympics and then had the royal wedding of Canadian women’s hockey and they have the cutest dog ever, shes alternate captain on a professional team with her wife who is the captain, they play on a line together, when she was the only captain/alternate captain not injured she led her team to first place, she leads the league in shorthanded goals this season, she scored a goal one time on her wife’s birthday when the clock showed both of their numbers, she had her knee popped back in its socket on the ice (probably) with 8 seconds left in the game then went on to assist the game winning goal in overtime that same game, she won the Walter cup with holes in her socks, anyway shes so fucking cool