Defessa sum

we HAVE to start acknowledging that the only cool guy in the illiad is Hektor 

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[captain-price-returns]

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[jtmportland]

[blackpyrefly]

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

[antlered-vixen]

The Allotment Series, 4 pieces, Penelope Williams (2024)

[the-sea-anemone]

learning to knit has instilled in me the "we have food at home" impulse about knitted sweaters where whenever i see a sweater that i like i'm like "okay but i shouldn't buy this, i can just make it myself." except unlike having food at home, making it myself does not save me any time or money. in fact it takes much more of both

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[aslowyear]

Sycamore Gap, Hadrian’s Wall, Northumberland

Gavin Crozier

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halorvic]

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[dionysiaproductions]

You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"

They're serfing the internet

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

[sonbr]

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

[aethersea]

how dare you say we surf on the poor

[dearparentheses]

Paul Evans

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[evenlyevi]

See you again

[metamagic-adept]

ID: a drawing of grey cobblestones with many dandelions and small blue flowers growing from the cracks.

[lizardsmp3]

i'm gonna keep it real with u guys i don't think we're ever becoming the new pdf like this