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sinfullvibes

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

wifehaver103947

can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible

diabonoquarto

hi european here. what the fuck is that

wifehaver103947

🎇🎆🎇

UNCONTESTED

DIVORCE $399

SPOUSE’S SIGNATURE NOT REQUIRED

🎆🎇🎆

(plus court fees)

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

zzzze

Corey Arnold, Entrapment, 2015

rowanclair

Ginkgo 🍂

miraclemaya

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Charles guiteau

communistrainbowdash

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

str8aura-no-not-that-one

wifislim

captain-price-returns

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

#they're RIGHT

chiropteracupola

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

fireproofs

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

jtmportland

blackpyrefly

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

antlered-vixen

The Allotment Series, 4 pieces, Penelope Williams (2024)

the-sea-anemone

learning to knit has instilled in me the "we have food at home" impulse about knitted sweaters where whenever i see a sweater that i like i'm like "okay but i shouldn't buy this, i can just make it myself." except unlike having food at home, making it myself does not save me any time or money. in fact it takes much more of both