Quotes by the Dr. Spencer Reid Daily

[schizophrenic-spencer]

No, no, I count two cuts, three bruises, a black eye and possibly a fractured rib. I’m not telling you how to do your job but you should probably consider getting her a CAT scan.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Closing Time 7.14

[schizophrenic-spencer]

It's like Hotch at the beach.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Persuasion 9.17

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Orthophobia: fear of owning personal property.

Dr. Spencer Reid Divining Rod 7.21

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Hey, do you wanna read? I always read when I'm anxious.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Route 66 9.5

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Do you even know how to play chess?

Dr. Spencer Reid Hero Worship 10.14

[schizophrenic-spencer]

All I know is what it says. I don't know what it means.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Broken 8.15

[schizophrenic-spencer]

I like a good paper trail. I find it meditative

Dr. Spencer Reid in Parasite 5.14

[schizophrenic-spencer]

We've gone paperless?

Dr. Spencer Reid in Middle Man 6.7

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Psychopaths get bored easily.

Dr. Spencer Reid Red Light 12.22

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Actually, some studies indicate that men take twice as many selfies as women ‘cause it’s considered to be an acceptable form of male vanity

Dr. Spencer Reid in The Anti-Terror Squad 12.5

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Ass clowns?

Dr. Spencer Reid in Wheels Up 13.1 

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Road trip, nice! I've got books on tape with Peter Coyote reading the entire Foundation Trilogy.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Limelight, 3.13

[schizophrenic-spencer]

You'd be surprised how many killers do what they do because of their parents.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Entropy 11.11

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Oh, no. He, uh- he left a letter explaining everything. Just like my dad did when he abandoned me and my mom.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Scared To Death, 3.3

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Oftentimes the best profilers are the unsubs themselves. They're the ones that are able to walk into an arcade full of children and pinpoint the boy or girl that can be led out quietly.

Dr. Spencer Rein in Broken Mirror, 1.5

[schizophrenic-spencer]

Did you know she's the only person in the whole world who calls me Spence?

Dr. Spencer Reid in Plain Sight 1.4

[schizophrenic-spencer]

I hold doctorates in Chemistry, Mathematics, and Engineering. I also have BAs in Psychology and Sociology.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Masterpiece, 4.8