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rockymountaingothic

I really miss going to the thrift shop and touching everything and coming out wearing a terrible new jacket

catchymemes

bbbflyingtime

asraspeaks2

Mis-education is white terrorism.

moldyjunk

If you only reblog one post from me today, please rb this one.

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ytphobia-deactivated20210908

girls who argue that being called skinny or thin has the same connotation and impact as being called fat are horrible. you have no idea how being called fat your entire life affects someone and you have no right to belittle us, our pain and our attempts at solidarity when being skinny is valued and praised. you have no right to attack people on posts meant to comfort and provide support for “plus sized” women because, for once in your life, you feel like you’re alienated. that has nothing on what we go through every single day.

femestella

twitterlols

tastefullyoffensive

(via teejus)

ahvei

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

newtonpermetersquare

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

squided

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

rubykgrant

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”