Schlockmasters

The podcast (hosted by @vforvalensa) about weird and cool people talking about weird and cool media, and celebrating and discussing the compelling, messy, and sometimes trashy art that exists on the fringes of mainstream success and prestige. @ schlockmasters.com

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Schlockmasters: Episode 018: Hillbilllys in a Haunted House

Content warning: Minors discussion regarding the confederate states of America This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him)

New Schlockmasters out! Me and Azi watched Hillbilllys in a Haunted House and I dont think anything has ever strained what my understanding of what a "movie" can be more than this piece of shit.

[vforvalensa]

i really need everyone to listen to this podcast so they can learn about one of the most incoherent and baffling movies i've ever seen that isnt a Niel Breen-esque vanity project. i need yall to hear about the inexplicable gorilla.

[schlockmasters]

Schlockmasters: Episode 018: Hillbilllys in a Haunted House

Content warning: Minors discussion regarding the confederate states of America This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him)

New Schlockmasters out! Me and Azi watched Hillbilllys in a Haunted House and I dont think anything has ever strained what my understanding of what a "movie" can be more than this piece of shit.

[schlockmasters]

Schlockmasters: Episode 018: Hillbilllys in a Haunted House

Content warning: Minors discussion regarding the confederate states of America This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him)

New Schlockmasters out! Me and Azi watched Hillbilllys in a Haunted House and I dont think anything has ever strained what my understanding of what a "movie" can be more than this piece of shit.

[schlockmasters]

Next time on Schlockmasters we're covering Hillbillys in a Haunted House. This one was a fucking trip. Episode out on sunday.

[schlockmasters]

Next time on Schlockmasters we're covering Hillbillys in a Haunted House. This one was a fucking trip. Episode out on sunday.

[schlockmasters]

If yall havent listened to the new Schlockmasters episode i at least gotta tell yall about the incredibly sick names of the main robot and rival robot, HOUND DOG and RISING DOG respectively

listen to the ep here

Schlockmasters: Episode 017: Mad Stalker: Full Metal Forth

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. Valensa (they/them) and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, Da

[schlockmasters]

I love to recommend to recommend a movie and be like; it's only available in really bad quality, it doesn't make a ton of sense, it makes really off putting choices, and its kinda boring, but it's got like 2 and half really cool bits

[swagophile]

guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?

guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car

guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?

me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car

guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically

me: its chill its on tubi

guy from 2006: tubi rocks

me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]

girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?

me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby

[schlockmasters]

If yall havent listened to the new Schlockmasters episode i at least gotta tell yall about the incredibly sick names of the main robot and rival robot, HOUND DOG and RISING DOG respectively

listen to the ep here

Schlockmasters: Episode 017: Mad Stalker: Full Metal Forth

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. Valensa (they/them) and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, Da

[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Also true crime

[ispyspookymansion]

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

[schlockmasters]

New Schlockmasters out! This time me and game developed @pd-cgt talk about kick ass mecha beat em up Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth and it's many many ports.

Schlockmasters: Episode 017: Mad Stalker: Full Metal Forth

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. Valensa (they/them) and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, Da

[schlockmasters]

New Schlockmasters out! This time me and game developed @pd-cgt talk about kick ass mecha beat em up Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth and it's many many ports.

Schlockmasters: Episode 017: Mad Stalker: Full Metal Forth

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. Valensa (they/them) and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, Da

[schlockmasters]

Next Schlockmasters is gonna be me and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, @pd-cgt, covering Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth; a single plane, mecha themed, Japanese pc beat em up with a fascinating release history. Episode is gonna be out this sunday.

[schlockmasters]

Next Schlockmasters is gonna be me and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, @pd-cgt, covering Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth; a single plane, mecha themed, Japanese pc beat em up with a fascinating release history. Episode is gonna be out this sunday.

[schlockmasters]

No offense but I can see the numbies and not enough of yall have listened to the Romeo Must Die episode yet and yall should it's a good one imo

Schlockmasters: Episode 016: Romeo Must Die

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him) discuss the Y2K cross cultural martial arts deep cut classic, Romeo Must Die,

[eroscestlavie]

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

[schlockmasters]

What do you think is something most people never tell Schlockmasters?