Schmarmy Schmam™

Female, Sass-master

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hello I am Australian. Do your roads not all look like this. Why would there be billboards in the middle of nowhere aside from the occasional "take a rest every 2 hours" notice.

[transchaoswizard]

Yeah, America sacrificed beautiful land for advertising space long before I was born, especially on freeways.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That sounds wildly impractical from a cost and maintenance perspective.

[halondrus]

[flopianna]

black peppa

[teathattast]

[themilanobitch]

some tom cardy out of context because I just think he's neat

[rylandsgrace]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[foreverpetty]

I’m

[portentous-offerings]

They weren’t here when the deep magic was written

[reblogification]

[heavenbarnes]

all i’m thinking about is timmy the sheep rn

[debelice]

[gojirahkiin]

Look! Seahorses!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every horse I've ever met just fucking loves the ocean

[theconcealedweapon]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Chocolate Fox!🦊The tree stump and the pup turned out so cool!

[injuries-in-dust]

[blood-trip-god2]

Dammit

[everythingfox]

So talented

(via)

[slipping-into-madness]

[pom-seedss]

I think about my one friend in high school, who was not technically allowed to read anything that her parents didn’t approve of. There was a special exception for things required by school, but they’d go over those at home and “correct” any bad information.

She checked out 2 books a day from the school library and read voraciously on her own and returning the books to the library at the end of the day. She’d get done work early or just skip any work time in class to read her books.

Her parents were ‘old-fashioned’ too. They didn’t think their child should be reading anything they didn’t personally approve of first.

There was a reason she never told her parents she checked out books from the school library. There was a reason none of the teachers scolded her for reading or told her parents about it during parent-teacher conferences.

They were actively preventing further abuse of a vulnerable teenager under their care.

I seem to be thinking a lot of her lately with everything, everything that is happening.

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[titkoks]

[toomuchtaylor]

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I wanna see where this is going. Someone infect him again.